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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:38 am
by hedge
Maybe this will be the year that UNC and Dook meet in the finals...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:38 am
by aTm
It would be the Danuel House Game or the Alex Caruso Game rather than the UNI Chokejob Game.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:46 am
by Saint
Well, the Winona St. choke was largely due to missed FTs and a couple of huge turnovers that was more Barton hustle than Winona error. UNI, on the other hand, committed jayvee-level mistakes, multiple ones, in handing that game to A&M, which hit 2 3-pointers but also had 3 easy layups following an inbounds blunder.

Credit goes to A&M for persisting, unlike many of its fans who streamed for the exits, but UNI just put itself in the history books for the biggest choke in NCAA annals.

Also credit to me for Thumbing UNI.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:49 am
by Jungle Rat
I haven't heard a peep about UNC this morning except for here.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:49 am
by hedge
"From Arizona's 2005 Elite Eight collapse against Illinois, to Rhode Island's 1998 Elite Eight meltdown against Stanford, other teams have suffered some painful late-game NCAA tournament losses"

I remember that first one, b/c I had Arizona meeting us in the finals that year in my pool. I had been fucked by Arizona so many times by that point, I vowed never to pick them to go far again. But of course this year I had them in the FF for some unknown reason. Never again...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:50 am
by Jungle Rat
Idiot

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:52 am
by hedge
"Also credit to me for Thumbing UNI."

That was hilarious. You came in here like the cock o' the walk, strutting and chicken-necking about your UNI pick. Nobody even had to throw the pie in your face, you were chicken-necking your face into multiple pies all by yourself...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:54 am
by hedge
Stu = guy on the Heckler Brau label:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:57 am
by hedge
Saint wrote:Who had Northern Iowa beating Texas and Texas A&M? Oh wait, that was me.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:03 am
by hedge
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:04 am
by hedge
Jungle Rat wrote:I haven't heard a peep about UNC this morning except for here.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:18 am
by Saint
Your postmortem lacks punch. You could have delivered that fresh if you hadn't worked yourself into a bitter coma with too much vermouth and too much probability tracker to make it past 7 p.m. Sunday.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:25 am
by eCat
there was 77% probability you were going to say that

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:35 am
by hedge
It was actually red wine and then a couple of IPA's later. I barely left the couch except to fetch another drink or bring in more firewood. Usually I would've nodded off in the late afternoon and then had a second wind that would've carried me thru until well after midnight, but for some reason slumber didn't come...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:28 pm
by crashcourse
the turnovers were equally distributed

4 straight inbound turnovers

overtime some huge shots from both side in clutch situations--thought uni had it when the guard hit it from top of the circle 3 pointer first points of the game I think

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:17 pm
by eCat
following up on Katina Powell's admission regarding Terence Williams sexual preferences

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:07 pm
by Bklyn
Poor Terrence.

Funny enough, my best friend is trying to pitch a reality TV show to his ex-fiancee.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:42 pm
by hedge
I'm not sure I want to see that show...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:15 pm
by Bklyn
I wouldn't...but she is very, very attractive with a bunch of attractive friends who like to jet set and have enough "ratchet" in them to make for good conflict TV. The question is whether there is enough around her to mine a whole show. I've helped him with some things that have shown me enough to think he may be onto something with it.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:30 pm
by hedge
Oh, I was thinking it was going to be a show about getting 3 fingers rammed up some dude's ass...