The Goat Pen

sardis wrote:"my wife is going to need braces"

Not good news, this could impede the possible threesome with the hot friend.

I don't see a threesome in my future. Just a hookup for my wife. She is getting those invisilign things so you won't even know she has them

Too bad, those braces could've taken you back to your high school days. Or did you mean leg braces? Has she got the polio?

hedge wrote:Too bad, those braces could've taken you back to your high school days. Or did you mean leg braces? Has she got the polio?

run forrest ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn

Hedge was touching himself when he was mentioning the leg braces thing. I gurandamntee it.

I never go to the doctor and given my last visit when I was unfairly charged for polyp removal, I may never go again.

No charge is unfair for some poor doctor having to delve into your foul bowels...

BOJ agrees. Poor bastard.

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Good effort in the entire video, especially the ending.

meanwhile...in Atlanta

I went out to a parking lot to do doughnuts the other night, but you can't do shit with anti-lock breaks and posi-traction drive. No fun...

Keep trying. Aim for the telephone poles

Seems longer than 15 years ago.

http://www2.cincinnati.com/tornado/

had a chance to fly southwest for the first time. I don't think I've ever heard a single knock against them from their customers that I know personally.

my experience wasn't bad or good - I didn't check a bag and I was lucky enough to get an aisle seat and use the overhead bin in part because I checked in 24 hours early and printed my boarding pass.

my plane was a typical old ass broken down plane that I get to ride on from any other airline like Delta or United, and on the way there and back both my connecting flights were overbooked and delayed.

so basically southwest is to me just different in the way it boards people, which did seem to be faster but I bet that was just perception because I had a long ass wait to get on the plane one I walked down the ramp.

oh, and we had a stopover in Houston where people got off and on but I wasn't allowed to because they were using the same plane to go on to my connection. And this was like the 3rd stop from its origination. I thought that was kinda odd

"because I checked in 24 hours early and printed my boarding pass."

I always to that...

Me doo

I like the smart ass flight attendants

Southwest is like taking the bus, which works for me. You earn your seat by online checkin and don't have to pay more to eat shitty food (although all the airlines have dropped food service for coach now b/c of SW).

I flew SW every time when I lived in CA. I have never flown Jet Blue but that's supposed to be good.

eCat wrote:had a chance to fly southwest for the first time. I don't think I've ever heard a single knock against them from their customers that I know personally.

my experience wasn't bad or good - I didn't check a bag and I was lucky enough to get an aisle seat and use the overhead bin in part because I checked in 24 hours early and printed my boarding pass.

my plane was a typical old ass broken down plane that I get to ride on from any other airline like Delta or United, and on the way there and back both my connecting flights were overbooked and delayed.

so basically southwest is to me just different in the way it boards people, which did seem to be faster but I bet that was just perception because I had a long ass wait to get on the plane one I walked down the ramp.

oh, and we had a stopover in Houston where people got off and on but I wasn't allowed to because they were using the same plane to go on to my connection. And this was like the 3rd stop from its origination. I thought that was kinda odd

two bags free

Your wife and a carry on!