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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:55 pm

Providence mascot is disturbing...

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Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:01 pm

I would be worried as hell right now, but the odds tracker has us as an 87% favorite, so I'm not worried...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:02 pm

Is it punching that guy in the face?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:11 pm

hedge wrote:I would be worried as hell right now, but the odds tracker has us as an 87% favorite, so I'm not worried...
There's 99% probability everyone in here wish you were in hell right now.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:28 pm

Odds tracker is saying we're a 99% favorite right now, but I'm not feeling it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:28 am

Bluecat wrote:Not so much a hand-picked, arbitrary year as it is the time frame that Cal has been at UK and started taking top recruits away from Chapel Hill. You know, the approach that you were sassing.

Correct answer is Two Elite Eights and a Sweet 16. And a great chance at another title this year, no doubt.
Shit, everybody is taking recruits away from Chapel Hill right now. The next 2-3 years look pretty bleak for UNC, even without NCAA sanctions, since the last 2 recruiting classes are shit (including the incoming one). Of course, if UNC wins it all this year, that will assuage the regular assbeatings that loom but if not, I don't expect much from that program until that shoe drops and recruits start coming back.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:43 am

Winning an NC has a way of enticing recruits....
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:21 am

Are they playing basketball or dancing??

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Jackson looks like the Green Goblin

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Post by Saint » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:53 am

Homeschool weirdo

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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:59 am

LOL...
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:20 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:21 am

hedge wrote:Winning an NC has a way of enticing recruits....
probation has a way of chasing them off
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:23 am

BAM!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:34 am

So, who is leaving this year on UK's roster?
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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:35 am

hedge wrote:So, who is leaving this year on UK's roster?
Poythress , Murray for sure

Skal I hope but he'll probably be told to stay - it won't work out well for him because he is being recruited over and he couldn't get time on the floor over Marcus Lee this year much less a group coming in after him.

Cal has said Ulis should go pro this year and the SEC POY would probably motivate him to test the waters.

Willis,Lee, Humphries, Hawkins and Matthews will be returning I assume. Lee has peaked - he'll never be more than a dunker/blocker, Willis could be what Wiltjer wanted to be if he can learn to defend and Cal would have a hard time taking minutes away from him. Matthews is a good defender, Hawkins is a serviceable backup PG. Humphries has his moments and should be a better version of this year but he'll get less time next year. Everyone but Willis will probably get less time next year.

Willis is a Kentucky boy sorta - he actually grew up on an Indian reservation and he's sat on the bench for 2 years waiting to break in this year on a less talented team. I'm not sure he'll have the stomach to play less next year if that is how its shaping up. His father has been - not really vocal, but engaged on Willis' progress and they accepted him playing behind NBA bound players his first 2 years.

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F / C - Marcus Lee

F / C - Isaac Humphries

F / C - Tai Wynyard

F - Bam Adebayo

F - Sacha Killeya-Jones

F - Wenyen Gabriel

F - Derek Willis

G - Malik Monk

G - De'Aaron Fox

G - Isaiah Briscoe

G - Mychal Mulder

G - Dominique Hawkins

G - Charles Matthews
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:41 am

If Ulis was playing on any other team except Kentucky, he'd be back for his junior year, but Calipari is pushing him out of the program to satisfy his own ego of puttiing X number of players in the pros each year. Kentucky would be the overwhelming choice to win it all next year if Ulis returns, but Calipari would rather put his 'ego' above another championship banner. Can't wait 'till Cal goes pro himself.

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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:46 am

crotch wrote:If Ulis was playing on any other team except Kentucky, he'd be back for his junior year, but Calipari is pushing him out of the program to satisfy his own ego of puttiing X number of players in the pros each year. Kentucky would be the overwhelming choice to win it all next year if Ulis returns, but Calipari would rather put his 'ego' above another championship banner. Can't wait 'till Cal goes pro himself.

so Cal is pushing the SEC POY, contender for NPOY and the PG who broke John Walls single season assist record to the pro's when he isn't ready?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:47 am

Just a reminder of how poor a bench coach Calipari is, how many coaches could have this much talent on their roster and only win 1 National Championship??


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