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eCat wrote:I"m so fucking old now - half the time I'm saying "who is that? what? what did they say? Wasn't she married to whathisname?" until someone who had a hit song in 1981 comes out.

Fucking Kesha is still new to me. My sight and hearing have gone downhill sharply in the past 18 months. I can't read without putting whatever I'm reading a half-inch from my face as I peer over my glasses or hold it straight-armed as far as I can get from my face.

I had my bose cranked up all night.

Missed the Grammys, but my Twitter feed had interesting commentary, so now I may try to revisit the broadcast.

Also, damn...love won't keep them together:

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metallica loses something when you pause to let a pianist do solos

robots are now winning grammys

33 couples intersexual got married yesterday --

combine the two and you can marry your robots in the near future on grammy awards while madonna and queenlatifah proclain how beautiful it is that i can marry my mistress sex toy robot in the future

crashcourse wrote:metallica loses something when you pause to let a pianist do solos

robots are now winning grammys

33 couples intersexual got married yesterday --

combine the two and you can marry your robots in the near future on grammy awards while madonna and queenlatifah proclain how beautiful it is that i can marry my mistress sex toy robot in the future

I don't like this whole - take a decent song you can dance to and stick a 2 minute rap riff in it with the flavor de jour of the revolving door of rappers. I think that sucks. I did enjoy the camera panning to all the people in the audience trying to dance to those moments though. Taylor Swift was doing an over exaggerated Naughty By Nature Hip Hop Hooray thing. It was almost as awkward as everyone not a country singer trying to sing "Momma don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" with Willie Nelson and Kris Kristofferson. Hell, even they forgot the words in the second verse.

I could swear I saw Hedge & Stu tying the knot here.

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The Grammys are a joke. I will give Justin Timberlake credit, though. Some years ago he won an award and Johnny Cash was also nominated (it might've been the MTV awards, I can't remember). During his acceptance speech he outright said it was a travesty and that Cash deserved the award more than anybody else that was nominated and that he considered that he was sharing the award with Cash. This was probably 10 years ago before Timberlake was as big a star as he is now. He went up a few notches in my book after that...

You still want to ass bang him though.

I like Johnny Cash, but not that much...

Plus, he's been dead for 10 years, so his ass is just that big hole in the pelvic bone now...

That's never stopped you before.

On the bright side, those Daft Punk cats can walk through any airport without a problem or drag race Lambos up the A1A turnt up on lean.

The only highlights of the Grammys were the Kendrick Lamar/Imagine Dragons mashup and the reaction of Taylor Swift and her posse when they announced Random Access Memories as Album of the Year...I think they thought that "Random" was going to be "Red"...

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For hedge...

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I like a song they did called Around the World back in the 90's.

It's almost incredible to me that that was that long ago.

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that guy has cadillac cow horns on his crotch

I'm glad I missed that whole gay part of the grammy's. Madonna in a cowboy hat? Willie Nelson should have hit her with his cane

Or his pickup truck. Whatever.