The Goat Pen

eCat wrote:I can only assume wild crazy sex was the reason Busch didn't ask a follow up question when they were together

B:"Where you been?"

D:"I just killed a scientist building nukes for Pakistan"

B: "why are you still dressed?"

I think Chole said it best: "All the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?"

To me, the most telling point is...

During the hearing, which stretched over four days, neither Driscoll nor her attorney refuted the testimony.

Considering Chuck Barris' claims, I won't yell bullshit immediately.

I read this story last night and 4 thoughts came to my mind:

1) If she had CIA ties, they'd have shut down the hearing on the basis of National Security. I don't know much about trained assassins, but I suspect the government doesn't want everyone to know their names and faces . . .

2) The conventional wisdom is that people in that field don't tell anyone their occupations - not even the people they're married to.

3) If she's a pissed off woman who's trained to kill, why is he still alive? She should've been able to make him disappear without a trace and then played the grieving woman role . . .
4) It would be clever for the CIA to let those allegations hang out there and have everyone laugh them off while she hides in plain sight.

With regard to #3, you would think a trained assassin would be able to pull of the murder of a NASCAR driver without too much effort. Loosen a brake cable, put a pin hole in the gas tank, that sort of thing...

Speaking of assassins, has anybody seen the McGyver spoof movie "McGruber"? I highly recommend it...

It's debatable that she wanted him dead, though. So, just because she is a trained assassin, I don't know that that immediately means that whenever they fought that she would take the opportunity to ply her trade.

with her ties to the military maybe she was one of those ex soldier of fortune russian spy ann chapman types

I mean i think kurt bush is an asshole and tends to be a whiner but i dont think he is batshit crazy--whatever he is saying about her there is probably some truth to it

that she showed up in an evening dress splattered in blood?


is she trained in axe murdering?

Maybe the Tom Arnold character on her recon team took a bullet while they were escaping in the van with all the communication equipment (that Tom Arnold manned, while she was infiltrating the criminal's dinner party) in it and she cradled him in her arms while he passed away. Then, she shed a tear, looked away and swore that Chapo would pay for this.

and they let this guy drive a car at over 200mph...

ole Fan Lung is just having a bad day

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This is tough to even write about, let alone imagine actually happening, but here goes… a woman in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept. Fan Lung, father of five, used his wife’s cellphone to send his lover a dirty email and the 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after it was sent. This is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest — came across the sexy exchange. She went nuts, and cut off his penis (with scissors!) while he was asleep. The man was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to sew his pee-pee back on. Whew! But the story isn’t over…

His wife then came into the recovery room and chopped off his penis off AGAIN – and then threw it out the window! In shock, Lung chased his wife outside onto the street, naked, despite losing a lot of blood;

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”

Despite their search efforts, they were unable to find Lung’s weiner and local police believe it may have been “taken” by a stray dog or cat. Lung’s girl on the side with the unfortunate last name — Zhang Hung, 21 — (no kidding, Hung) said she’s OK with her guy not being able to have more children.

Feng Lung showed up in an evening dress splatter in blood--why cant kurts krazy kunt?

"Despite their search efforts, they were unable to find Lung’s weiner and local police believe it may have been “taken” by a stray dog or cat."

Watch it til the end...

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So Kurt Busch's ex is Uma Thurman from that movie?

Johnette's Daddy wrote:I read this story last night and 4 thoughts came to my mind:

1) If she had CIA ties, they'd have shut down the hearing on the basis of National Security. I don't know much about trained assassins, but I suspect the government doesn't want everyone to know their names and faces . . .

2) The conventional wisdom is that people in that field don't tell anyone their occupations - not even the people they're married to.

3) If she's a pissed off woman who's trained to kill, why is he still alive? She should've been able to make him disappear without a trace and then played the grieving woman role . . .
4) It would be clever for the CIA to let those allegations hang out there and have everyone laugh them off while she hides in plain sight.

Where is Crow when we need him to answer these?

That dick cutting story was the first thing I woke up to this morning. Started missing Mook.

veteran with PTSD lives in apartment complex with neighbors who he thinks plays music too loud.

he snaps , grabs a machete and goes after the neighbor on the second floor. The neighbor on the first floor realizes the dude is off the rails, sets up camera figuring at some point the crazy dude will be coming after him.

except the guy in the apartment also has a gun.

It doesn't end badly for the machete guy but he goes straight up terminator on the apartment door

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"It doesn't end badly for the machete guy but he goes straight up terminator on the apartment door"

It looks to me like it ended pretty badly for Machete...

sorry, I meant to say his ass got shot

Can't you edit that shit? I almost fell asleep waiting for something to happen

Jungle Rat wrote:Can't you edit that shit? I almost fell asleep waiting for something to happen

its 8 minutes.

I realize thats 4x as long as intercourse but damn, can't you stay awake that long?