UCLA Bruins

The Forum Without Decorum.

Moderators: eCat, hedge, Cletus

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat May 19, 2012 2:54 pm

10ac: yes.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30135
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 19, 2012 3:52 pm

hedge wrote:I can imagine Rat going to see that movie and coming out disgruntled b/c "they didn't show any anus in that movie"....
Thanks for ruining it dick.

User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26560
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sat May 19, 2012 8:42 pm

"Some at the theater last night were upset that they didn't translate into modern English. One guy sitting behind me angrily said to his woman, "I cain't un'erstan' a gottdamn thang they're sayin'."

Ironically enough, Olde English (with all the ye's and yaw's and ya'lls) is probably much closer to Alabamian/Kentuckian "english" than what most people in America actually speak. That's right, the average Possum Gulch redneck probably has more in common with Hamlet than some fancy pants New Yorrick City literary faggot does. He talks funny, believes in ghosts, and is ready to whip somebody's ass, but in the end, he sits around on his aiiiissss all day doing nothing, king of a nutshell....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat May 19, 2012 9:58 pm

I love how you include Alabama and Kentucky but leave out the Hilljacks of North Cackalacky.

Weak attempt. Give it a 5/10.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30135
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 19, 2012 10:14 pm

I never could get into Benny Hill like my friends did back in the early 80s. I could never understand that fucker.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30135
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 19, 2012 10:16 pm

Monty Python the same way. Never understood the Brits and their fake Kingdom.

User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Sat May 19, 2012 10:31 pm

Brit humor (esp. Monty Python) is extremely dry. It's not my type of party either. I loved Benny Hill, as a child, simply because the censors in the US neglected to pay attention to the occasional nudity on the show.

Tonight

I watched the movie "Source Code" on cable. The ending was a little crappy, but overall I enjoyed the movie. Well done, overall, though I was having flashbacks to undergraduate philosophy class.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26560
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sun May 20, 2012 6:52 pm

Some english comedy is dry, but Monty Python and Bennie Hill were borderline slapstick most of the time...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30135
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 21, 2012 5:26 pm

[youtube]W4WGQmWcrbs[/youtube]

User avatar
aTm
Muad'Dib
Posts: 8730
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:25 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Texas A&M
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Location: Inner Loop, Houston, TX

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Mon May 21, 2012 8:53 pm

Has anyone else seen the commercial for Liquid Plum'r...uhhh..."Double Impact"?
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 22, 2012 2:22 pm

Tyrion and Cersei...wasn't expecting that:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2606808832/nm0372176
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23201
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue May 22, 2012 2:45 pm

Image
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 22, 2012 2:55 pm

That kid now lives in West Hollywood...
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 22, 2012 3:10 pm

The uncomfortable mathematics of being 15...

[youtube]75XKGVwGEt4[/youtube]
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23201
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue May 22, 2012 3:57 pm

:cry: That was great commentary by Chappelle.

I remember the story about the kid wrestling and kid the younger boy. I never followed up on it but I never considered he'd be tried as an adult.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

Bluecat
Sophomore
Posts: 416
Joined: Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:58 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bluecat » Tue May 22, 2012 11:08 pm

Since it's a slow time, figured I'd throw a topic of discussion out there.

I have two years left before my youngest heads off to college. Obviously, there are many things still to do, but one of the things I'd like to do is send her off with at least a semblance of an appreciation for our history. In addition to the obligatory historical trips (already been to D.C., seen the oswald/jfk museum in Dallas, want to get to Rushmore within next two years, etc.), we've shared a love of movies over the years but it's always been contemporary flicks. Rarely can I get her to sit through an "oldie". But, I want to at least have her see the "classics" before she leaves for college.

So.....what would you guys say are the Top 10 Must-See films that encompass the History of Cinema. (Star Wars, Raiders, Wizard of Oz, stuff like that she's seen. I'm talking more mature films that a kid never sees and wouldn't appreciate anyway).

1. Casablanca
2. The Godfather

Those two are automatic. The rest is up to debate....any suggestions?

User avatar
aTm
Muad'Dib
Posts: 8730
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:25 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Texas A&M
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Location: Inner Loop, Houston, TX

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Tue May 22, 2012 11:23 pm

Debbie Does Dallas
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

User avatar
aTm
Muad'Dib
Posts: 8730
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:25 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Texas A&M
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Location: Inner Loop, Houston, TX

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Tue May 22, 2012 11:32 pm

This will be a manly list probably....
Citizen Kane
Psycho
The Graduate
2001
Enter the Dragon
Jurassic Park
Toy Story
Blazing Saddles
Jaws
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

User avatar
aTm
Muad'Dib
Posts: 8730
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:25 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Texas A&M
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Location: Inner Loop, Houston, TX

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Tue May 22, 2012 11:39 pm

Let's see...some of my personal favorites and other possibilities I can think of...Stuff she's probably seen
Better Off Dead
Ghostbusters
The Princess Bride
The Wizard of Oz
Patton
Back to the Future
Forrest Gump
Gone with the Wind
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

User avatar
aTm
Muad'Dib
Posts: 8730
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:25 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Texas A&M
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Location: Inner Loop, Houston, TX

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Tue May 22, 2012 11:46 pm

Ben Hur
Apocalypse Now
It's a Wonderful Life
Maltese Falcon
Raging Bull
Mr Smith Goes to Washington
Schindlers List
All Quiet on the Western Front
Taxi Driver
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

Post Reply