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The Ebola outbreak in Texas was caused by a YouTube video that is offensive to Muslims.

We need tick to come in here and give us some good news like he always does...

We need tick to come in here and burn this shithole...

sardis wrote:We need tick to come in here and give us some good news like he always does...

Like this?

The Joints Chief of Staff is pretty sure Baghdad will not fall...

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/15/politics/ ... ?hpt=hp_t2

sardis wrote:The Joints Chief of Staff is pretty sure Baghdad will not fall...

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/15/politics/ ... ?hpt=hp_t2

Those guys are never wrong.

sardis wrote:We need tick to come in here and give us some good news like he always does...

I can't do that, sardis. Sitting on a Destin beach, minutes ago a rogue wave knocked over my Manhattan. I am still sorely nonplussed.

that's terrible!

I'll rally, gule. Dinner at eight.

A wave knocked over your Manhattan? That's something up with which I would not put.

Professor Tiger wrote:A wave knocked over your Manhattan? That's something up with which I would not put.

Sounds like the opening scene of a Roger Corman movie.

Nonplussed? Why? Those things com in all the time especially in the fall.

If you lost a glass of fine single malt scotch to a rogue wave, you wouldn't be so philosophical.

I don't drink scotch within wave distance.

bluetick wrote:

sardis wrote:We need tick to come in here and give us some good news like he always does...

I can't do that, sardis. Sitting on a Destin beach, minutes ago a rogue wave knocked over my Manhattan. I am still sorely nonplussed.

Are yoy an ion?

Fox News 'medical expert' suggests Obama intentionally infecting Americans with Ebola to punish us. Seems to be a new favorite conservative conspiracy theory gaining ground.

http://www.salon.com/2014/10/15/fox_new ... _on_ebola/

http://online.wsj.com/articles/dan-henn ... 1413414887

The U.S. and Europe have paid a high price for six years of stimulus that didn’t stimulate, programmed consumption that fell short, regulatory expansion that froze private producers, and high tax-rate regimes that benefited the public-spending class and beggared everyone else, especially young people and the working poor scrambling for jobs.



Oh yeah! Well....so what? At least the unemployment rate went down......so THERE!!

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Fox News 'medical expert' suggests Obama intentionally infecting Americans with Ebola to punish us. Seems to be a new favorite conservative conspiracy theory gaining ground.

http://www.salon.com/2014/10/15/fox_new ... _on_ebola/

Oh my!!! From the Ukraine...to Liberia...to Benghazi...to the IRS...to "keep your Dr"....to Solyndra...to the red line...to open borders...etc etc...Obola's incompetence knows no boundaries.


Yer gonna have to come stronger Strangelove.

"I can't do that, sardis. Sitting on a Destin beach, minutes ago a rogue wave knocked over my Manhattan. I am still sorely nonplussed."

Nonplussed can mean unperturbed or highly perturbed. That's confusing, yet I remain nonplussed...

AlabamAlum wrote:I don't drink scotch within wave distance.

Only because you don't ever get within wave distance?