The Goat Pen

So a few months ago [The Wife] did some sound work for this little play for this little theater company downtown. The play was horrible; and, I'm not being a proud husband by saying that [The Wife]'s sound work was, by far, the best thing about the play. But the next best thing about the play was the female lead: a buxom, Irish transplant with big brown eyes and dark features who, depending on the lighting, could pass for [a woman of many different ethnicities].


Now, after the play (this was the opening night) there was a really modest party in the lobby where the friends and spouses of everyone involved in the play turned out. Small play, not too many people there. After introducing me to the actress, [The Wife] got pulled away by the director leaving me with the the actress' friend, Carly, also an actress. Carly was good looking in an accessible way that guys really go for: great smile, fit body, and well put together without looking unapproachable. But what I discovered from talking to her was that her personality put her way over the top. Carly was a great listener. And standing barely a foot away from me with her shoulders square with mine, laughing at all my jokes, she definitely made me feel like the only person in the room. I've learned, her being an actress, not to read too far into the attention. They're that way with everybody. So when it's time to go, Carly and I thank each other for the great conversation and that's that.


And that was the last time I thought about Carly--until the day I get see this link of photos and a video from Esquire Magazine (below) that feature Carly modeling in her underwear (which includes a thong and a see through top). Not bad, Carly. Not bad. She's had a few notable bit parts including a topless scene in Role Models, a movie I saw and liked prior to meeting her that night. But that's L.A. You can wind up having a great conversation with a woman at a party who you've seen naked in a movie. After all these years I don't think I'll ever get used to that.

Saint wrote:man, I don't need an Esquire spread to see half-clothed versions of chicks. I can pretty much picture nearly any woman I see naked within minutes. sometimes it's a wonderful gift and other times, it's a horrifying burden...

Dave23 wrote:You get hooked on that shit, you'll end up jacking it in San Diego...

hedge wrote:"I've come full circle on being jaded - from starting with Playboy and working my way to lesbian strap-on dildo wrestling back to grainy 3X5 girl next door real women with saggy tits, cottage cheese thighs and duck lips taking their picture on a iphone in their bathroom."

When you said "grainy 3X5" I at first thought you were saying granny porn. Although to be fair, that seems to be the next stop on your downward spiral...

eCat wrote:

Saint wrote:man, I don't need an Esquire spread to see half-clothed versions of chicks. I can pretty much picture nearly any woman I see naked within minutes. sometimes it's a wonderful gift and other times, it's a horrifying burden...

while the women are much more attractive, I'm at a point where I'd rather look at the home made porn pics posted on craigslist casual encounters ads than the professional stuff.

I've come full circle on being jaded - from starting with Playboy and working my way to lesbian strap-on dildo wrestling back to grainy 3X5 girl next door real women with saggy tits, cottage cheese thighs and duck lips taking their picture on a iphone in their bathroom.