The Goat Pen

It's the hydro.

Every single birth and death....

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It's way too early in the morning for the Chicago deaths to kick in.

Linwood just came in, the secretary brought some christmas food in for the office, Linwood said she needed to open a restaurant and he would come work for her, he said he would be the Major D...

Has Linwood been eating anymore Brunswick Stew and drinking cheap liquor he bought with a forty dollar advance on the next week's paycheck?

Not sure about the brunschwick schtew, but the rest is spot on...

I thought it was Linwood who consumed the copious amounts of stew one Saturday evening before getting the cheap half gallon....

I don't recall that, but it's entirely possible. He never refuses food...

Merry Christmas!!!!

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Im guessing that's the UNC Athletic Department?

I was thinking your basement, but close enough.

Naw. I only have minors chained in my basement.

I count at least two in that picture.

Like I said....

I love the last part about sparking outrage on twitter...

" Contestant Renee Durette was on a roll toward thousands of dollars on the game show "Wheel of Fortune."

She had the winning answer to the word puzzle - "Seven Swans a Swimming" - or so she thought.

Durette, a Navy Intel Specialist from Merritt Island, Fla., dropped the "g" - pronouncing "swimming" as "swimmin'."

Host Pat Sajak had to backtrack and said he couldn't accept her answer, costing her the $3,850 she had accumulated.

"That's kind of how I speak, you know, being from Florida and I asked for the 'g' so I knew it was there," Durette said.

Judges said the answer violated the rules because it was spoken in vernacular.

The decision sparked outrage on Twitter and even the other contestant who was handed the win couldn't believe it."

The MIF is a jolly sort, she really has the soul of a child, which is part of her charm. At any rate, like all children, Christmas is her favorite time of year. She was up at 5 o'clock this morning, went downstairs to start making preparations and just to drink in the holiday glow. I went down around 6, she was in the kitchen humming to herself, I started whistling a christmas tune (Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go?), and she immediately started singing, with real gusto, "First comes the stocking of little Nell, oh dear Santa fill it well!!" I could then see she was in deep thought and she said "what is the other line? Something about... glorious?" We couldn't figure it out and moved on to something else. Shortly after, I left for work, about 5 minutes into the journey the phone rings, it's the MIF, again singing with gusto "Next comes the stocking of little Will, oh dear Santa what a glorious fill!!" I didn't have the heart to point out that the song was a paean to greed, pleading and demanding that Santa bring material goods, and lots of them, which is the true Christmas spirit. And anyway, I like the way the song turns the verb "fill" into a noun. Glorious fill!! Pack it to the fill!!

Hope santa was good to all

My sis in indy has to find someone to clean her septic line which chose yesterday to back up into their basemnt and garage. probablyt roots althought the dumbbutts told me they hadnt had the tank pumped in 10 years.

and throw in a little blizzard this morning and their christmas is complete