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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:10 am

It's the hydro.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:47 am

Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:21 pm

It's way too early in the morning for the Chicago deaths to kick in.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:19 pm

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Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:30 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:56 am

Linwood just came in, the secretary brought some christmas food in for the office, Linwood said she needed to open a restaurant and he would come work for her, he said he would be the Major D...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:41 pm

Has Linwood been eating anymore Brunswick Stew and drinking cheap liquor he bought with a forty dollar advance on the next week's paycheck?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:39 am

Not sure about the brunschwick schtew, but the rest is spot on...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:46 pm

I thought it was Linwood who consumed the copious amounts of stew one Saturday evening before getting the cheap half gallon....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:06 pm

I don't recall that, but it's entirely possible. He never refuses food...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:32 pm

Merry Christmas!!!!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:53 pm

Im guessing that's the UNC Athletic Department?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:57 pm

I was thinking your basement, but close enough.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:59 pm

Naw. I only have minors chained in my basement.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:31 am

I count at least two in that picture.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:24 am

Like I said....

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:53 am

I love the last part about sparking outrage on twitter...

" Contestant Renee Durette was on a roll toward thousands of dollars on the game show "Wheel of Fortune."

She had the winning answer to the word puzzle - "Seven Swans a Swimming" - or so she thought.

Durette, a Navy Intel Specialist from Merritt Island, Fla., dropped the "g" - pronouncing "swimming" as "swimmin'."

Host Pat Sajak had to backtrack and said he couldn't accept her answer, costing her the $3,850 she had accumulated.

"That's kind of how I speak, you know, being from Florida and I asked for the 'g' so I knew it was there," Durette said.

Judges said the answer violated the rules because it was spoken in vernacular.

The decision sparked outrage on Twitter and even the other contestant who was handed the win couldn't believe it."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:47 am

The MIF is a jolly sort, she really has the soul of a child, which is part of her charm. At any rate, like all children, Christmas is her favorite time of year. She was up at 5 o'clock this morning, went downstairs to start making preparations and just to drink in the holiday glow. I went down around 6, she was in the kitchen humming to herself, I started whistling a christmas tune (Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go?), and she immediately started singing, with real gusto, "First comes the stocking of little Nell, oh dear Santa fill it well!!" I could then see she was in deep thought and she said "what is the other line? Something about... glorious?" We couldn't figure it out and moved on to something else. Shortly after, I left for work, about 5 minutes into the journey the phone rings, it's the MIF, again singing with gusto "Next comes the stocking of little Will, oh dear Santa what a glorious fill!!" I didn't have the heart to point out that the song was a paean to greed, pleading and demanding that Santa bring material goods, and lots of them, which is the true Christmas spirit. And anyway, I like the way the song turns the verb "fill" into a noun. Glorious fill!! Pack it to the fill!!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:07 pm

Wishing you all a Happy and Blessed Christmas--hope Santa was good to you--and you were good to your loved ones. XXX
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:12 am

Hope santa was good to all

My sis in indy has to find someone to clean her septic line which chose yesterday to back up into their basemnt and garage. probablyt roots althought the dumbbutts told me they hadnt had the tank pumped in 10 years.

and throw in a little blizzard this morning and their christmas is complete

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