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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 28, 2015 1:53 pm

crotch wrote:From KSR.........]
Yet UK is Golden.

Please just shut up.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu May 28, 2015 9:00 pm

eCat wrote:Poythress graduated this year too
Uh oh...Y'all better be on your toes. k*oach k*rzytler will poach Alex as a grad transfer.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri May 29, 2015 8:51 am

Welp, if you let us count JR Smith (I don't, but still), UNC has 2 former players on each of the NBA finalists' teams. This article is from 2012, I can't find an updated version...

"Through the entire history of the NBA, a total of 29 titles have been won by 14 former Tar Heels. According to Fox Sports Florida, that is the most by any college—above UCLA (26), Ohio State (25), San Francisco (25), Minnesota (18) and Kentucky (17).

Where is Duke on that list?

Despite Mike Krzyzewski producing the second-most NBA players in league history, former Duke players have only won two NBA championships—Danny Ferry in 2003 and Jeff Mullins in 1975 (before Coach K). That is every bit as shocking to me as the astounding number Carolina has won.

Even more impressive is that UNC products continue to produce NBA championships beyond their playing years. Including general managers and coaches, UNC has produced a total of 42 titles."

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1188 ... mpionships
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 29, 2015 12:12 pm

Any guesses as to why?

One week after receiving a formal Notice of Allegations from the NCAA, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill is continuing to review the extensive document.

UNC-CH Chancellor Carol L. Folt said Thursday, the document, that has been requested by WRAL News, will not be released until next week at the earliest.

“I’m committed to getting it out as soon as possible … but there’s a little bit of work to be done,” Folt said.

Read more at http://www.wralsportsfan.com/unc-still- ... GRlXyhB.99
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri May 29, 2015 1:58 pm

BigRedMan wrote:I have to remind AGAIN. This was from the team the year before. I am sure not much has changed.

I have to remind you AGAIN about this bullshit.

Tod Lanter – M Basketball – Marketing
Brian Long – M Basketball – Communication
Sam Malone – M Basketball – Marketing
Jarrod Polson – M Basketball – Finance/Marketing
Alex Poythress – M Basketball – Accounting

LMAO.

Malone - 0 mins
Long - 1 min
Lanter - Not even listed??
Polson - 281 mins
Poythress - The only one that played every game this season and had like 700+mins.

LMAO x 2. Really?


Come on now. Apparently those 5 were able to overcome their learning disabilities.

Those "players" carried the GPAs for the entire team but whatever works, go with it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat May 30, 2015 2:10 am

eCat wrote:Any guesses as to why?

One week after receiving a formal Notice of Allegations from the NCAA, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill is continuing to review the extensive document.

UNC-CH Chancellor Carol L. Folt said Thursday, the document, that has been requested by WRAL News, will not be released until next week at the earliest.

“I’m committed to getting it out as soon as possible … but there’s a little bit of work to be done,” Folt said.

Read more at http://www.wralsportsfan.com/unc-still- ... GRlXyhB.99

No clue. Just rumors from multiple sources there will be no major, if any, penalties due to the NCAA deeming it an academic issue and they don't get involved, which has been my point all along. However, plenty of damage has already been done, tangible and intangible.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat May 30, 2015 11:32 am

We've suffered enough...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 31, 2015 7:45 am

You haven't

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:27 pm

I can't imagine intelligent people sitting in a room and thinking this is a good slogan

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:35 pm

That's horrible

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:51 pm

eCat wrote:I can't imagine intelligent people sitting in a room and thinking this is a good slogan

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Is that sign in Lexington?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:48 pm

Work and life have been crazy. My wedding is Saturday. Except for one drunken romp, we haven't had sex since May 1 because she wants the wedding night to be special, which means it will be fifteen seconds instead of thirty.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:48 am

DooKSucks wrote:Work and life have been crazy. My wedding is Saturday. Except for one drunken romp, we haven't had sex since May 1 because she wants the wedding night to be special, which means it will be fifteen seconds instead of thirty.

Here's good advice. Weddings are tiring. Try not to leave for the honeymoon for one day (gives you time to go through the envelopes for money). She's going to go into that bathroom to make herself special for you. She'll take her time, and time, and time and time. Whatever you do, do not, do not, DO NOT FALL ASLEEP.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:50 am

My 30th wedding anniversary was May 11
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:43 am

my first wedding was such a big deal that I didn't really get to enjoy it because I was constantly dealing with issues.

I guess that is why people spend $$ on wedding planners.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:43 am

Bklyn wrote:
eCat wrote:I can't imagine intelligent people sitting in a room and thinking this is a good slogan

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Is that sign in Lexington?

you'd think so but no
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:03 am

We are going on our honeymoon two weeks later, June 20. The week of June 22 is Judge's Conference Week. There is no court throughout the state except for Friday. I don't have to take a week of secure leave (leave you take with the court system so that your cases will not be called), and I can take a week of secure leave afterwards so I can be in the office the first week back to catch up without having to worry about getting called for trial.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:05 am

My mom and the fiancé had a major knockdown, drag out, Defcon 1, nuclear fight the Saturday night of Memorial Day. Things will never be the same, but it was bound to happen. I am the baby, and this was going to happen with any woman I married. My fiancé was mostly in the right, but she should have handled it better by addressing the issues sooner.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:15 am

And so it begins....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:51 am

"Except for one drunken romp, we haven't had sex since May 1 because she wants the wedding night to be special, which means it will be fifteen seconds instead of thirty."

I'm sure that was her plan...

"My mom and the fiancé had a major knockdown, drag out, Defcon 1, nuclear fight the Saturday night of Memorial Day."

Please elaborate...
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