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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:37 am
by DooKSucks
Trust me. I had been trying to shit because it felt like it was there ready to go but couldn't get it to go. If I don't take at least one massive shit everyday ( and at least one shit every 12 hours) something is wrong with me. Also, I am typing that as I sit here at 4:35 a.m. pushing out more foul smelling sludge.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:08 am
by Jungle Rat
Try a hand gun
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:31 am
by hedge
" If I don't take at least one massive shit everyday ( and at least one shit every 12 hours) something is wrong with me."
Damn, you really are full of shit...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:10 am
by crashcourse
I think its a prerequisite for being a lawyer
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:58 am
by Bklyn
Drink two Ensure with the coffee. That should do it.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:02 am
by BigRedMan
I think Ecat is the expert here on how to properly flush your system. I would check with him first.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:04 am
by Bklyn
Indeed.
With that said, I think bringing in eCat "solutions" could run you the risk of having things spew from any variety of orifices.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:51 pm
by hedge
A key hit or two usually did the trick for me...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:51 pm
by hedge
Damn, just typing that got the bowels churning...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:29 pm
by 10ac
Shouldn't this discussion be on one of Rat's threads?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:33 pm
by eCat
leave some shrimp out in the sun for a couple of days, then consume
always does the trick
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:29 pm
by hedge
Joe Pilgreen just brought in a holiday gift basket for the office. Fucking classy as shit...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:44 pm
by DooKSucks
Speaking of shit: I was wrong earlier when I thought I was going to experience flatulence. Woof.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:46 pm
by Dr. Nostron
My cousin gets constipated a lot - I'll check with him and see how he handles the situation....
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:36 pm
by DooKSucks
Are you going to see him at Shoney's in the morning?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:59 pm
by Jungle Rat
E forgot to add eggs to the shrimp thing. I suggest drinking a large bottle of wine.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:07 am
by crashcourse
I took a shit at a holiday inn express last night--I'll handle this
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:12 am
by BigRedMan
Bane has some ideas for DS and his issues.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:13 pm
by AugustWest
sign the petition for legal medical marijuana in North Carolina
http://signon.org/sign/legalize-medical-cannabis
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:37 am
by hedge
I continue to be amazed at how you can be so right on so many issues, and so misguided on others...