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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:19 pm
by The Gray Ghost
No doubt she got the standard AA gratuity for intellect-challenged waitresses.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:31 pm
by AlabamAlum
No "doncha-knows" - I don't know where she's from or her sexual orientation - she was very flirty, so I assume that she was hetero, but it could be that she's discovered being flirty with well-dressed middle-aged men garners a larger tip.

And in her defense, I don't really have a Southern accent, except when I want to.

I gave her a huge tip.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:38 pm
by Professor Tiger
That huge tip must have been excruciating for a Scot like yourself.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:41 pm
by BigRedMan
I bet he got some free cheesecake and just felt obligated to do so.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:44 pm
by AlabamAlum
I tip well with good servIce.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:55 pm
by The Gray Ghost
I tip well with good servIce when delivered in a flirtacious manner with large breasts.

TFTFY

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:04 pm
by AlabamAlum
That doesn't hurt.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:53 am
by GBJs
To the important part of the meal... how were her legs?

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:24 am
by GBJs
Just a simple Roll Tide!

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:31 am
by AlabamAlum
The game was closer than the score. Arkie kinda gave up.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:15 pm
by GBJs
I agree AA. It's hard to keep a group of young men motivated when the offense can't move the ball and their defense can't have very much success slowing the other team down. Throw in what is considered by some as a lame duck coach... This is the kind of game Arkansas will remember, and ONE day when they beat Alabama again...

But our walk on players were scoring! It was good to see.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:07 pm
by Professor Tiger
The world's most famous Alabama fan is looking preppie/gangsta these days.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012 ... cart_river

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:13 pm
by AlabamAlum
You really just posted a link on Harvey Updyke so you could comment on his fashion choices? Really?

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:34 pm
by Professor Tiger
I was bored.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:35 pm
by AlabamAlum
Please be "bored" on the Auburn thread instead.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:43 pm
by DooKSucks
I thought that Legend was now the world's most famous Bama fan.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:44 pm
by Professor Tiger
AlabamAlum wrote:Please be "bored" on the Auburn thread instead.
Why? You don't mind coming to the Auburn thread to talk about Hansbrough's mom.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:47 pm
by Dr. Strangelove
DooKSucks wrote:I thought that Legend was now the world's most famous Bama fan.
I believe it is Jim from Tuscaloosa

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:56 pm
by Professor Tiger
I thought that Legend was now the world's most famous Bama fan.
I still rank Harvey Updyke as #1, Phyllis from Mulga #2 and Brian Downing as #3. Paul Finebaum is honorable mention.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:58 pm
by AlabamAlum
Professor Tiger wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Please be "bored" on the Auburn thread instead.
Why? You don't mind coming to the Auburn thread to talk about Hansbrough's mom.

What are you talking about?