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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:19 pm
by DooKSucks
Heh
She now has the flu, and the first major engagement party being thrown for us is this Saturday. The bridal salon fucked up her dress. Her church forgot to tell us when we booked it there is a major event there on friday night that will prevent us from having a normal rehearsal, which we found out about the same day she tried on the fucked up dress last week, and now this. I begged her to elope, but, no, we had to have the grand social event wedding. Now, it is one crisis after another. I need to just go ahead and buy stock in the makers of glenlivet and coors beer. Fuck me.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:19 pm
by Jungle Rat
hedge wrote:She is a lovely girl. Big-boned, but proportional. Certainly on the small side of DS's usual fare and most certainly far above DS's pay grade. He got himself a good one. How, I don't know, but he did. And let's not forget, DS is a large man himself. Very large. He needs somebody with a little meat on the bone...
Give her 15 years and 2 kids. She'll be at his favorite size. If she's still with him anyway or he doesn't die of a heart attack.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:24 pm
by hedge
"Now, it is one crisis after another."
She might as well go ahead and start getting used to it...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:25 pm
by hedge
It will be good training for a life with you...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:32 pm
by DooKSucks
It's the unholy trinity: PMS, flu and wedding bullshit all at once. Fuck almighty. She is upset I have only called twice to check on her.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:39 pm
by hedge
"It's the unholy trinity: PMS, flu and wedding bullshit all at once."
Having you as a husband pretty much negates anything else in terms of disasters...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:54 pm
by sardis
I miss DS.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:54 pm
by Jungle Rat
RUN!!!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:16 pm
by Saint
DooKSucks wrote:It's the unholy trinity: PMS, flu and wedding bullshit all at once. Fuck almighty. She is upset I have only called twice to check on her.
Dude, welcome to the rest of your life. Just wait until she's pregnant and then a mom and then she'll cap it off with menopause. If I were you, I'd go back to the life of banging somewhat hot redneck redheads and not returning their calls. There's a lot of them out there.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:17 pm
by eCat
I spent the afternoon at Loveland High School trying to get teams up to sign up for Relay for Life.
Holy Hell...if there were yoga pants back when I was in high school I would have walked around with a boner all day long.
I tried not to go total old creepy guy but I'll admit to staring at many young thing asses as they walked away.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:25 pm
by Jungle Rat
Thankfully you weren't wearing yoga pants.
It's weird. My daughter is a senior and I sometimes catch myself saying DAMN, I wish I was 18 again. At least you have a son to live through.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:01 pm
by AlabamAlum
AlabamAlum wrote:I want Gregg Marshall. I wanted him when he was at Winthrop and we had Gottfried.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:06 pm
by eCat
if the UK job happens to open up in 2 weeks, I do *not* want Greg Marshall or Bennett for that matter.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:12 pm
by AlabamAlum
Yeah, I heard Cal was going to the NBA.
Who do you want?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:21 pm
by Jungle Rat
Sean Miller.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:40 pm
by eCat
I don't know who I want.
Greg D'Antonini?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:49 pm
by AlabamAlum
Greg D'Antonini?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:50 pm
by Jungle Rat
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:31 pm
by eCat
AlabamAlum wrote:Greg D'Antonini?
Probably got his name wrong, but the Suns/Lakers coach.
Bottom line there isn't a coach I think can replace Calipari
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:48 pm
by AlabamAlum
Mike D'Antoni.
Why? He's horrible.... A .500 win% and has missed the NBA playoffs more than he's been in it. Zero championships, not even a conference banner and has never coached in college.