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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:20 am
by Saint
vodky's disgusting. tastes like rotten cantaloupe
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:00 am
by Jungle Rat
Why would you eat rotten cantaloupe?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:03 pm
by sardis
With eggnog you can't taste the alcohol which subconsciously leaves your guard down...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:05 pm
by Jungle Rat
Sardis is a fucking genius!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:48 am
by eCat
sardis wrote:With eggnog you can't taste the alcohol which subconsciously leaves your guard down...
eggnog = Xmas Roofies
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:41 pm
by aTm
Well...theres the eggnog I'm drinking, and the eggnog others are drinking. You can definitely taste the alcohol in mine...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:02 pm
by AlabamAlum
I don't believe in mixing dairy with alcohol. I'm sorta like an alcoholic Jew.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:03 pm
by Jungle Rat
I'll bet your a big hit at The Greensteins annual wine & cheese holiday party.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:39 pm
by hedge
"Well...theres the eggnog I'm drinking, and the eggnog others are drinking. You can definitely taste the alcohol in mine..."
Ditto. The heart-wrenching question around here when it comes to eggnog is: Bourbon or rum?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:53 pm
by Jungle Rat
Who the fuck cares?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:38 pm
by goldenbear
I care Rat I am here
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:49 pm
by Jungle Rat
You seem to be everywhere.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:37 am
by eCat
maybe we should start calling him Godlenbrea?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:11 pm
by Jungle Rat
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:14 pm
by hedge
She's hot...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:08 pm
by Bklyn
The Pacific Northwest has always had that good green.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:34 pm
by BigRedMan
There is no difference between cheap or expensive eggnog you buncha elitist pricks.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:46 pm
by CAT
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.... I type the recipe as I was making the case, so here goes....
1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:12 pm
by hedge
That's my kind of cake. My favorite part: "Don't forget to beat off the turner."
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:46 am
by CAT
It reminded me of a tiramisu I made for a board meeting at my house. I use Kalua (sp) and Brandy. When I went to sprinkle the brandy over, it was a full bottle and heavy so upturned--well I wasn't letting all that work go to waste so served it---I am still known for my Tiramisu that could cause a DUI!