The Goat Pen

My wife was a baby making machine. When she said it was time to go to the hospital you had better haul ass. I missed the birth of my third because i was parking the car in the deck after I dropped her off at the entrance...

after the second I suspect its pretty routine

our third was born in Panama

electricity was out so we had to walk 6 floors to the maternity ward

daughter was was born 15 minutes after we got there

my son was born 12 hours after I hit it one last time thinking we were done for 6 weeks

poor kid still has a dent in his head

You haven't had sex with your wife since 6 hours before your last child was born? That's sad...

one of life's little mysteries.

why is a woman who is 7 months pregnant hornier than she'll ever be post baby ?

"hey sweetie, lets have sex"

"HOW?"

My wife somehow got a hold of this ol' wise tale that a substance in sperm instigates labor in late term mothers. From a week before due date until two weeks after, I was forced to pound my wife twice a day whilst standing over her humongous form lying at the edge of the bed. The only positive was my core was never more solid than at the end of those three weeks.

Thats sorta sad.

I like pregnant chicks. Not full-on fetish, but I have no problem knocking off the knocked up.

DItto.

During later stages of pregnancy, the female's girly parts are engorged and their hormones are acting crazy. Just do it.

Now it's time for eCat to post one of his little Craigslist finds where some chick at 39 weeks is pissed at her babydaddy and wants for someone to come over to cuddle, drink the milk from the bottle (ahem) and run a feather duster through the crack of her ass...NO MEN NEED RESPOND!

*Damn*

My wife somehow got a hold of this ol' wise tale that a substance in sperm instigates labor in late term mothers.

oxytocin

This could be huge

Coming soon, the car that runs on air: Peugeot Citroen unveil new 117mpg hybrid (and it's £1,000 cheaper than a Prius)

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-air.html

Oxycontin, what??

Owlman wrote:This could be huge

Coming soon, the car that runs on air: Peugeot Citroen unveil new 117mpg hybrid (and it's £1,000 cheaper than a Prius)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2IrBumkqn
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-air.html

I have zero knowledge about that technology but I would think it would need two high pressure cylinders - one to work the transmission while the other is filling back up and is pressurized, then they'd just alternate - otherwise what happens when the single cylinder empties and loses all air pressure while driving?

"The motor and a pump are in the engine bay, fed by a compressed air tank underneath the car, running parallel to the exhaust."

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This is worth it just for the chipmunk screaming (speeded up to double time)...

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Speeded?

Yes, speeded..

Actually, I didn't even think about it, although it's clearly incorrect technically. But I've said and heard speeded up all my life...

I also like how it naturally has emphasis on the last syllable, kinda like "mobled queen". Mobled queen? That's good, "mobled queen" is good...