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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:52 pm

<reviving ghost of Tom Aris>

I live in Wilson. You can stay at my place. I have some Ouzo...

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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:00 pm

College basketball’s biggest underachievers

By Jason King, Yahoo! Sports Aug 22, 12:21 am EDT

When it comes to signing players, college basketball coaches often resemble recruiting experts. Sometimes, they just miss.

For every highly ranked prospect who becomes an NBA millionaire like so many people predicted, there are a handful of athletes who never live up to their expectations coming out of high school.

It’s never too late to turn things around. Heck, some guys simply blossom later than others. For now, though, here is a list of the biggest underachievers in each of the six major conferences.

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Delvon Roe, Michigan State, senior – Roe was the nation’s 24th-ranked player coming out of high school in 2008, but he’s hardly been a star at Michigan State, where he’s never averaged more than 6.4 points in three seasons. Knee and ankle injuries and resulting surgeries have hampered Roe’s progress. Roe played 23 minutes a game last year and worked hard on the glass, as evidenced by his five boards per contest. And he’s certainly been around good players in a program that went to the Final Four when Roe was a freshman and sophomore. Still, the Spartans’ staff was expecting Roe to eventually make a quantum leap. It hasn’t happened. Not yet, at least.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:26 pm

My moms 2nd husband was diagnosed with that. He went within a month. Of course the poison I fed him helped it along.

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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:27 pm

I wonder if Rat has attempted to torment Shiny with Pat Summitt dementia sasserl?
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Shiny is dead. But I would if I could.

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Post by Dave23 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:33 pm

Josh Pastner has hired Luke Walton as an assistant for this season, or until the NBA strike ends.

Memphis's bench now has a current NBA player, a former NBA star, a highly regarded former NBA assistant, and a former NBA strength trainer.
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Post by aTm » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:49 pm

Riveting.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:18 pm

That move right there should alone move them into the top 100

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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:27 pm

Ah, the sweet sound of sassus...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:24 pm

Pat Summit? The women's bball coach?
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:01 pm

no, the Summit's that live on up next to the Jenkins boys

who else would I be talking about
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:16 pm

uhhh, Pat Summit from Cuyahoga, for instance. Obviously.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:45 pm

Now, when Pat tells the men's bball cohuh that she has forgotten more about basketball than he ever knew, it will be true in more ways than one.

Okay. That was bad. Please forget I said it (Pat Summit already has).
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:39 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:59 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Now, when Pat tells the men's bball cohuh that she has forgotten more about basketball than he ever knew, it will be true in more ways than one.

Okay. That was bad. Please forget I said it (Pat Summit already has).
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:32 pm

Hilarious

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:33 am

so not only has Gillispie lost all his UK money in a ponzi scheme but Tech is already having to reprimand him for off the court behavior. He is on his 3rd secretary in 3 months.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jonquil the Dauphin » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:12 am

Wilson is not half way to Boone. No way, no how. Won't fool me.

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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:15 am

"so not only has Gillispie lost all his UK money in a ponzi scheme"

Amazingly enough (not), Logan had some dealings with the ponzi scheme guy's partner...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:20 pm

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