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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:12 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:18 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:39 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:07 pm

Yeah, I'm glad the wording gave me enough context to not hit any of the links...

Now we know why the wife took umbrage with the Vegas talk.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:26 pm

We've known it for years.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by T Dot O Dot » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:38 pm

Bklyn wrote:Yeah, I'm glad the wording gave me enough context to not hit any of the links...

Now we know why the wife took umbrage with the Vegas talk.
the wording gave me enough context to click every single one of them
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:26 pm

my work filter wouldn't let me click on any of them
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:17 pm

So you linked your wifes craigslist profile by mistake?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:52 pm

I'm sorry, there is no sexy when it pertains to midgets...Even the self-proclaimed sexiest midget.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:42 am

I agree, even the ones without big jugheads still have those little insect arms

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:33 pm

I am scared of midgets. The mother fuckers have scared the shit out of me since I was a child.

I rank midgets up there with heights, rodents and spiders. That's how fucking scared of them I am.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:38 pm

What about Bieber?
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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:34 pm

I'll bet you're not afeared of fat midget chicks

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Post by It's me Karen » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:52 pm

Mimes. And clowns.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:23 pm

Blondes & Lawyers

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:20 pm

How One Response to a Reddit Query Became a Big Budget Flick


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Re: UCLA Bruins

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:03 pm

I'm curious whether any of you guys who like Archer now ever wwatched Sealab 2021 when that was on Cartoon Network and Mook used to talk about it? It's the same creators.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:26 pm

you say Mook recommended it?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:25 pm

LMAO at Walking Dead memes. Awesome shit.
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