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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:40 am
by hedge
One time when Norm McDonald was on Letterman, he was like "Speaking of Hitler, the more I hear about that guy, the less I care for him..."

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:50 am
by aTm
Speaking of Hitler, while I was shaving this morning, I wondered if the toothbrush mustache will ever come back in style. That guy really ruined it.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:01 am
by AlabamAlum
Speaking of Hitler's mustache, he originally favored a handler bar 'stache. He was ordered to trim it as a rank and file soldier in WWI so that his gas mask would fit better. He decided to keep the look.

Incidentally, his mask didn't work properly and he was sickened (temporarily blinded) due to poison gas.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:02 am
by hedge
I posted those last two posts before I read eCat's full account. LMFAO. That's awesome...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:05 am
by sardis
"AA/sardis/maybe 10AC all have to be older then me."

You mean combined, right?

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:20 am
by crashcourse
maybe its because you all seem old

many of you are retired

I think AA runs the AARP chapter in alabama

seems like most of you need blue pills

many of you know what festival seating is

I heard a Jimmy Carter reference

many seniles here believe Grateful dead> Rush

some reference some dude named sid bream like it was yesterday that he was safe at the plate

pete rose in the hall--hell hes been banned longer then most of our kids have been around

hell theres even a GWTW discussion going around

you guys seem old as dirt

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:22 am
by eCat
crashcourse wrote:maybe its because you all seem old

many of you are retired

I think AA runs the AARP chapter in alabama

seems like most of you need blue pills

many of you know what festival seating is

I heard a Jimmy Carter reference

many seniles here believe Grateful dead> Rush

some reference some dude named sid bream like it was yesterday that he was safe at the plate

pete rose in the hall--hell hes been banned longer then most of our kids have been around

hell theres even a GWTW discussion going around

you guys seem old as dirt

you left out 8 tracks and bell bottoms

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:22 am
by AlabamAlum
I'm old, but I'm fabulous!


(Did that sound gay?)

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:30 am
by aTm
Not me. I'm in my prime.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:31 am
by AlabamAlum
Prime? You're just a number to me.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:34 am
by eCat
there is one good thing about being older

vacation bitches! I don't work the rest of the year

(I'd trade it all to be 27 again)

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:51 am
by hedge
I concede most of crash's points, but I'm not sure how preferring the Grateful Dead over Rush is an indication of age. Not from a musical taste standpoint, but just that Rush has been around almost as long as The Dead. It's not exactly a sign that you're on the cutting edge of new music to say that Rush is your favorite band. Quite the contrary...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:55 am
by AlabamAlum
Rush sucks.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:04 pm
by Cletus
eCat wrote:there is one good thing about being older

vacation bitches! I don't work the rest of the year

(I'd trade it all to be 27 again)
What is your company's vacation policy? I've been at my current company for two years now and, at my level, we don't have a vacation or sick day policy - we just take what we want. It's a genius plan since it feels like we have a lot since we have complete control and flexibility over our away time but, as it turns out, I use less vacation than I did in my previous job.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:37 pm
by Bklyn
hedge wrote:You gotta love a post that begins with "Speaking of Hitler"...
EFZ

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:48 pm
by Bklyn
crashcourse wrote:maybe its because you all seem old

many of you are retired

I think AA runs the AARP chapter in alabama

seems like most of you need blue pills

many of you know what festival seating is

I heard a Jimmy Carter reference

many seniles here believe Grateful dead> Rush

some reference some dude named sid bream like it was yesterday that he was safe at the plate

pete rose in the hall--hell hes been banned longer then most of our kids have been around

hell theres even a GWTW discussion going around

you guys seem old as dirt
Well done.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:49 pm
by Bklyn
Cletus wrote:
eCat wrote:there is one good thing about being older

vacation bitches! I don't work the rest of the year

(I'd trade it all to be 27 again)
What is your company's vacation policy? I've been at my current company for two years now and, at my level, we don't have a vacation or sick day policy - we just take what we want. It's a genius plan since it feels like we have a lot since we have complete control and flexibility over our away time but, as it turns out, I use less vacation than I did in my previous job.
I haven't had a real vacation day where I was not called or attended a meeting telephonically in 2 years.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:01 pm
by Cletus
Bklyn wrote:
Cletus wrote:
eCat wrote:there is one good thing about being older

vacation bitches! I don't work the rest of the year

(I'd trade it all to be 27 again)
What is your company's vacation policy? I've been at my current company for two years now and, at my level, we don't have a vacation or sick day policy - we just take what we want. It's a genius plan since it feels like we have a lot since we have complete control and flexibility over our away time but, as it turns out, I use less vacation than I did in my previous job.
I haven't had a real vacation day where I was not called or attended a meeting telephonically in 2 years.
I'm never truly away since I've always got my phone with me. But, when I'm on vacation, I try to disconnect as much as possible. Honestly, there is nothing that any of us are doing that is all that important that we can't be away for a few days. And, for me, I'm in complete control of my team and our agenda and almost all of what we are doing are projects that have hard deadlines and are planned months in advance so I can pretty easily arrange my schedule around busy/important times. I do something related to work almost every day of the year and definitely every night after the family goes to bed so I don't feel so bad on those few occasions when I disconnect.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:10 pm
by hedge
I have a couple of times a year when I wouldn't plan a vacation. Luckily, most of that is in September and November when I probably wouldn't be wanting to take a vacation anyway...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:15 pm
by hedge
"I haven't had a real vacation day where I was not called or attended a meeting telephonically in 2 years."

"I'm never truly away since I've always got my phone with me."

Good lord. When I go on vacation, I am out. Don't call the office, don't get any calls from the office. Nada. I don't even take my phone when I go out of the country. Of course, you guys make way more caiiissshh than I do and I'm sure I'd make myself available 24/7 if I was making significantly more than I do now...