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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon May 30, 2011 10:20 am

Green feces is usually too much bile. Ease up on the high fat diet. Mostly benign. Or you could have the super AIDS.

It's a coin flip, really.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon May 30, 2011 9:13 pm

my guess is his all bugger diet

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Red Bird » Tue May 31, 2011 9:27 pm

Nothing like a poop conversation to go with dinner.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 31, 2011 9:50 pm

Another Lean Cuisine?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:25 am

Iwent to Belgium and France yesterday--just Calais to shop--but had a big bucket of moules marinieres and a Belgian Gaufre---ahhhhh....
I try not to limit my madness to March

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:30 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Look at Fifer, always lurking in the background

Wish I was that young

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:37 am

CAT wrote:Iwent to Belgium and France yesterday--just Calais to shop--but had a big bucket of moules marinieres and a Belgian Gaufre---ahhhhh....
Cat, it's looking more likely my daughter will be living in Europe permenately. I'll be needing your travel advise as time goes by. Not going this year, and I doubt next. Maybe 2013. Definately want to go in 2015 for the 200th anniversary reenactment of the battle of Waterloo. Still want to see Paris and the Swiss Alps. Didn't see enough of Normandy.

You mentioned Belgium, I stayed in Ghent on my trip last year. Didn't care much for it, weather was cold.
I was also amazed to see the window girls near the train station in Brussels. Brussels really sucks, big dirty city.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:31 am

When you're in Paris, resist the urge to pee in the Seine, especially if you're near Le Depart St. Michael. They take a dim view of that

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:31 am

FIFER--where is your daughter living--Europe has many countries!
I try not to limit my madness to March

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:44 am

CAT wrote:FIFER--where is your daughter living--Europe has many countries!
The Netherlands. Der Haugue

If you remember I went there last summer, when you told me about that piss in your pants scary bridge over the Sciene River and to stay in Bayuex and not in Caen. Good advise from the well experienced.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:50 pm

advice
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:55 pm

Brussels isn't all bad, there's not a ton to see but that just means more time to sit in one of the cafes on the Grand Place and enjoy some of the best beer selections you can find anywhere in the world.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:36 pm

Ah, Holland. Awesome people...not too big on consistent showers, though.

Anyway, on another note

This is a good read, if you have the time

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:38 am

that is a great read

huck and jim on the river styx? holy cow
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:46 am

Yeah that is kinda deep. Maybe I need to ask for the pennies on my eyes at my funeral just in case.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:41 pm

From the kansas city star

Independence police responding to an alligator sighting in a suburban Kansas City pond took quick action to dispatch the big reptile.

It wasn't until after the second rifle shot bounced off the beast's head Saturday evening that the three officers realized it was a concrete lawn ornament.

Independence police spokesman Tom Gentry says a resident called to report that his children spotted a gator while playing in the woods near the pond.

After a conservation agent advised police to kill the gator if they felt it posed a danger, an officer shot it twice in the head before realizing it wasn't moving.

Gentry says the gator was partially submerged in weeds and looked real in the growing darkness.

The landowner says it was meant to scare off children.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:49 pm

Would cops shoot a fake bear? NO!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:20 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Green feces is usually too much bile. Ease up on the high fat diet. Mostly benign. Or you could have the super AIDS.

It's a coin flip, really.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:13 pm

Have you seen this guy? Reminds me of Crotch

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Red Bird » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:12 pm

Looks like Fifer 30 years ago.

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