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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:35 am
by eCat
annnnnnd Calipari rides a scooter around Lexington. No word on if he points a finger and says "Ciao" to everyone as he drives by

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:56 am
by hedge
No helmet? What kind of message does that send to the kids??

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:58 am
by eCat
but look at that hair!

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:04 pm
by hedge
Indeed, it is very helmet-like...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:19 pm
by Jungle Rat
Bet it has dead bugs trapped in the gel.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:23 pm
by AlabamAlum
The girl is wisely using the basketball as a helmet.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:25 pm
by Bklyn
Jungle Rat wrote:Bet it has dead bugs trapped in the gel.
Personally, I enjoy your one liners (even those who give you grief probably quietly appreciate many of them). That one above, however, is lazy and uninspired. Shameful shit.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:33 pm
by Jungle Rat
Those are the best ones.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:52 pm
by hedge
You should have added something along the lines of "like prehistoric insects suspended in amber"...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:54 pm
by hedge
(Yes, I now it's not an insect)...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:37 pm
by eCat
I'm trying to get a read on where that is

I know where Cal lives in Lexington and that isn't his house, and the street he lives on has a tree lined grass divider between the lanes -and its clear that is someone's back yard, so its like he was tooling around on his vespa and just pulled into someone's driveway

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:53 pm
by hedge
So he's a child molester?

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:58 pm
by Dave23
and an adulterer...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:59 pm
by hedge
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:01 pm
by eCat
hedge wrote:So he's a child molester?

not a concern as a candidate for coach of UK

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:28 pm
by eCat
speaking of child molesters

the bar for banging your teacher has been raised

16 year old in Louisiana has a 3-some

OCTOBER 1--Two English teachers at a Louisiana high school are facing felony charges for allegedly having sexual relations with the same 16-year-old male student whose recent "bragging" to other pupils prompted a criminal investigation targeting the female educators.

one is hot, one might be hot but her mug shot has a deer in the headlights , you just rousted me out of bed at 3am look to her

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:32 pm
by aTm
The older teacher is married with 3 kids. Imagine to what fury eCat would be stirred if after years of trying to have a threesome he found out his wife was having threesomes with a 24 year old coworker and a 16 year old kid.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:21 pm
by eCat
yes, that has been a long slow slog for me that ended up them wanting a 4some which I had to squash

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:39 pm
by Bklyn
The mathematics of threesomes say that the uglier girl gets 2 additional points to her final score because...shit...you're in a threesome!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:13 pm
by eCat
I'd take that in a heartbeat