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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:51 am

Obligatory "where were teachers like that when I was in school?" post.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:55 pm

Obligatory EFZ
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:33 pm

Damn
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:13 pm

I actually had a chance with an old geometry teacher...but she was busted and I was scared. I have no idea if I'm better off for it, or not.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:16 am

Busted for what?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:27 pm

Sorry, colloquialism fail. She was "busted" as far as how she looked in the face. She looked horrible.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:08 pm

For future reference refer to them as a Bengal:

Nice uniform, Ugly Helmet.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:27 pm

Nice. It will be incorporated.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:39 pm

BigRedMan wrote:For future reference refer to them as a Bengal:

Nice uniform, Ugly Helmet.
F U Kool Aid.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:01 pm

Don't act like you didn't laugh.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:01 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:42 pm

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I'd have shot the fucker too

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:21 pm

I don't know if I would have...but he would have been shot.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:23 pm

Agreed. But they'd eventually trace it back & those charges would be much worse. He would have been killed in prison no doubt but only after his kid had to relive the whole thing in court numerous times over. I wouldn't have a second thought.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:26 pm

Even though I can't legally possess a gun I still have one. I only load it when hedge gets near the Ohio border. He's got a thing for my 15 year old.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:27 pm

I remember that. I thought the sentence was a bit harsh.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:29 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Agreed. But they'd eventually trace it back & those charges would be much worse. He would have been killed in prison no doubt but only after his kid had to relive the whole thing in court numerous times over. I wouldn't have a second thought.
It's possible they would...but if done right...

I would not have the stomach to wait for trial. It would need to be done before then. I'm not that patient.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:33 pm

Me neither.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:34 pm

10ac wrote:I remember that. I thought the sentence was a bit harsh.
He should have been given a statue.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:11 pm

I step outside to have a smoke about every 45 minutes to an hour. This morning the guy who has cut my neighbors yard was doing his thing when he turned off his mower and walked up to me. I've seen this guy for 3 years now doing his thing and wave when we cross paths. He started walking up to me & I was like OK, what's this about. I thought I was about to either be given a come to jesus speech or a Romney speech. He gave me some sob story about how he hurt his back 6 weeks ago & was out of pain meds & since he knew that I was a smoker (because he always sees me outside smoking) he must of thought I had a pharmacy inside my house and wondered if I had anything to help him through his pain full day. I told him I don't have any pain meds in my house (I did have some perks in my pocket though & thought about giving one to him) and told him I only had weed which he declined. He walked away apologizing, even embarrassed for asking.

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