The Goat Pen

Thanks for the ask hedge. I was afraid to ask.

I guess I could have been creative and said I was trying out a new sex move called "The Margarita"

Ok, it says #3 of 5. Where is 1,2,4 & 5?

You're getting there, but I'm still trying to figure out what maneuver caused enough exertion to ensweat ye cockerel...

umm...me actually moving instead of laying there?

seriously, it was 85 degrees here yesterday. I know you've worked up a sweat during sex before

sardis wrote:Ok, it says #3 of 5. Where is 1,2,4 & 5?

calf, neck, ankle, just above pube line


she also has a belly button ring

and she teaches in public school

the pube line one is interesting because its the astrology symbol of the birth month of the friend she wants to get busy with - they got tats together one night

eCat wrote:umm...me actually moving instead of laying there?

seriously, it was 85 degrees here yesterday. I know you've worked up a sweat during sex before

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hedge wrote:

eCat wrote:umm...me actually moving instead of laying there?

seriously, it was 85 degrees here yesterday. I know you've worked up a sweat during sex before

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see - Donna doesn't like salty dick either!

Wait, I thought you said you were trying something different other than just fucking, which evidently caused your dick to sweat, so that when you actually wanted to get to the fucking, you got rebuffed. Was it something along these lines?

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I think you actually look a bit like Malkovich...

hedge wrote:I think you actually look a bit like Malkovich...

I'll spare the goat pen the gory minutia of my sex life, I was just saying that I was stretching it out and by the time we got back around to the old horizontal bop, she was not receptive to engulfing my salt water taffy (Amy Schumer reference)

I saw Amy Schumer roasting somebody on Comedy Central, she was funny...

I think she is attractive

My ex always hated when I blew my sticky salt on her chest.

Yes Amy if very hot.

A little too Blair from Facts of Life crosses a cartoon pig for me. She is funny though.

I don't think she super hot by any means, but not bad. And she is funny (and obviously has some good writers)...

oh I've jerked it to Blair before

Tony?

Blair witch?