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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Thu May 08, 2014 1:34 pm

Thanks for the ask hedge. I was afraid to ask.
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Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 1:50 pm

I guess I could have been creative and said I was trying out a new sex move called "The Margarita"
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by sardis » Thu May 08, 2014 1:54 pm

Ok, it says #3 of 5. Where is 1,2,4 & 5?
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Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2014 1:56 pm

You're getting there, but I'm still trying to figure out what maneuver caused enough exertion to ensweat ye cockerel...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 2:36 pm

umm...me actually moving instead of laying there?

seriously, it was 85 degrees here yesterday. I know you've worked up a sweat during sex before
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 2:38 pm

sardis wrote:Ok, it says #3 of 5. Where is 1,2,4 & 5?

calf, neck, ankle, just above pube line


she also has a belly button ring

and she teaches in public school

the pube line one is interesting because its the astrology symbol of the birth month of the friend she wants to get busy with - they got tats together one night
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2014 2:43 pm

eCat wrote:umm...me actually moving instead of laying there?

seriously, it was 85 degrees here yesterday. I know you've worked up a sweat during sex before
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 2:44 pm

hedge wrote:
eCat wrote:umm...me actually moving instead of laying there?

seriously, it was 85 degrees here yesterday. I know you've worked up a sweat during sex before
[youtube]AKM3pyktIXw[/youtube]

see - Donna doesn't like salty dick either!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2014 2:47 pm

Wait, I thought you said you were trying something different other than just fucking, which evidently caused your dick to sweat, so that when you actually wanted to get to the fucking, you got rebuffed. Was it something along these lines?

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Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2014 2:48 pm

I think you actually look a bit like Malkovich...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 2:52 pm

hedge wrote:I think you actually look a bit like Malkovich...
I'll spare the goat pen the gory minutia of my sex life, I was just saying that I was stretching it out and by the time we got back around to the old horizontal bop, she was not receptive to engulfing my salt water taffy (Amy Schumer reference)
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2014 3:02 pm

I saw Amy Schumer roasting somebody on Comedy Central, she was funny...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 3:05 pm

I think she is attractive

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 08, 2014 3:20 pm

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Post by BigRedMan » Fri May 09, 2014 9:59 am

Yes Amy if very hot.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Thu May 15, 2014 11:00 pm

A little too Blair from Facts of Life crosses a cartoon pig for me. She is funny though.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Fri May 16, 2014 8:04 am

I don't think she super hot by any means, but not bad. And she is funny (and obviously has some good writers)...
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Post by eCat » Fri May 16, 2014 9:41 am

oh I've jerked it to Blair before
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 16, 2014 10:16 am

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Fri May 16, 2014 10:34 am

Blair witch?
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