The Goat Pen

They could put that penny in their earhole...

I know it was a typo, but I chuckled at "bwonder"...

What's a snap back?

crashcourse wrote:yeah in about 10 years when they bwonder why they cant get an interview--attempting to get rid of the discs out of their earlobes is going to cost them a pretty penny

Yep, that's the thing. The cost of lobe reconstruction procedures will pay for the new breasts of a bunch of plastic surgeon 2nd wives in the next 5 - 10 years.

I can do a snap back. In fact, I hadn't thought about it, but, being in the ag industry, it would probably be a good idea for me to be wearing a snap back when I visit customers. An adjustable back or fitted hat might appear too haughty...

I like how eCat just blurted out his disdain for earholes in the middle of a ball cap discussion. Kinda reminded me of Brick Tamland...

hedge wrote:I can do a snap back. In fact, I hadn't thought about it, but, being in the ag industry, it would probably be a good idea for me to be wearing a snap back when I visit customers. An adjustable back or fitted hat might appear too haughty...

True. Actually, the basic "ag" hat that all the Brookyn hipsters wear are always snapback. No way John Deere would ever have a fitted. If they did, I would buy it just to out-irony the hipsters.

Sadly enough, my wearing of ag hats is entirely un-ironic. I've got a pretty good collection, including the 2 different styles (all cloth, low profile and mesh back/super high profile) of company logo hats that we give out to customers and truck drivers...

True. Actually, the basic "ag" hat that all the Brookyn hipsters wear are always snapback. No way John Deere would ever have a fitted. If they did, I would buy it just to out-irony the hipsters.

I think they have those. Also, flat billed John Deere hat is good too.

I have a Von Dutch trucker hat.

Its pretty douchey so I don't wear it

What about a dutch oven hat?

that's where you fart in the hat and stick in on your wife's head.

Never did understand that flat bill. My cousins kids do that shit. I just tell them they look like punks and to pull their God damn pants up.

My ex sponge is dating a tattoo artist covered neck to ankle with tats. He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes in each ear with what look like wires. Every time I see him I just laugh my ass off.

His 16 year old just had a kid too.

Jungle Rat wrote:Never did understand that flat bill. My cousins kids do that shit. I just tell them they look like punks and to pull their God damn pants up.

My ex sponge is dating a tattoo artist covered neck to ankle with tats. He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes in each ear with what look like wires. Every time I see him I just laugh my ass off.

His 16 year old just had a kid too.

from what you've posted over the years it sounds like your ex is searching for something she can't have. I'm not sure what it is but the ozziet and harriet life is elusive for her.

"He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes"

Counting your ex-wife, make that 11 other holes (you gotta figure if she married Rat and is dating a guy like that, nothing is off limits)...

eCat wrote:

Jungle Rat wrote:Never did understand that flat bill. My cousins kids do that shit. I just tell them they look like punks and to pull their God damn pants up.

My ex sponge is dating a tattoo artist covered neck to ankle with tats. He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes in each ear with what look like wires. Every time I see him I just laugh my ass off.

His 16 year old just had a kid too.

from what you've posted over the years it sounds like your ex is searching for something she can't have. I'm not sure what it is but the ozziet and harriet life is elusive for her.

She has major Co Dependancy issues. That's why my oldest lives with me now. She figured it out.

eCat wrote:I have a Von Dutch trucker hat.

Its pretty douchey so I don't wear it

Not totally sure why, but that made me laugh out loud.

He also owns Barney Fifes pistol.

Bklyn wrote:

eCat wrote:I have a Von Dutch trucker hat.

Its pretty douchey so I don't wear it

Not totally sure why, but that made me laugh out loud.

it was one of those things where I thought the cap was cool but then I started paying attention to wore Von Dutch hats