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I liked Sam888. Ought to get him here, brklyn. Tell him we have cheese dip and MeisterBrau.

an atheist thinks we're assholes? I figured he'd appreciate our constant reference to Jebus

He doesn't think we're assholes because he's an atheist; he thinks we're assholes because we're assholes.

Makes sense to me.

AlabamAlum wrote:He doesn't think we're assholes because he's an atheist; he thinks we're assholes because we're assholes.

^This

I got a big chuckle out of that, nevertheless

AlabamAlum wrote:He doesn't think we're assholes because he's an atheist; he thinks we're assholes because we're assholes.

we just have a low tolerance for stupid

Stu isn't that bad. Just sometimes misunderstood. Plus, he grew up with hedge so cut him some slack.

somehow I got poison ivy on my titty and my neck.

this is not fun

It's only gonna get better tomorrow once you scratch your balls in your sleep tonight.

I brushed up against some fire coral when diving last week, that shit is all up both my arms like poison ivy. They said run water over it as hot as you can stand it, I did that and it worked as far as making it not itch, but it still looks like I've got the red leprosy...

This:

Source: Emmanuel Mudiay agrees to $1.2 million deal to play in China

Emmanuel Mudiay has agreed to a one-year, $1.2 million contract with Guangdong of the China Basketball Association, the richest overseas contract ever for a high school player, a source told Yahoo Sports.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/source--em ... 56352.html

Then this (go to the 3:20 mark. NEE-HO!!):

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KSR did a story on why more kids didn't go the Mudiay route and its basically because going to the right college will prepare you more for the NBA than being thrown into the mix in china or wherever.

Brandon Wright handled it well, we'll see if Mudiay does well or not. While I don't wish any ill will on the kid, I have to hope he fails just for the sake of college ball.

btw, I have had poison ivy on my balls and I used a hair brush to scratch them to the point they were bald. I'd like to say it was from having sex in the woods but I think the reality was my old man had me clean out a ditch that was covered in the stuff and I probably jerked off later on.

eCat wrote:somehow I got poison ivy on my titty and my neck.

this is not fun

technu or techno i think itss called works wonders but runs 15 bucks at walgreens

neutralizes the resin from plants that cause it --put it in 2-3 times a day it for 5 -minutes then shower

I'm on the downhill slide with it now but I will remember that

eCat wrote:KSR did a story on why more kids didn't go the Mudiay route and its basically because going to the right college will prepare you more for the NBA than being thrown into the mix in china or wherever.

Brandon Wright handled it well, we'll see if Mudiay does well or not. While I don't wish any ill will on the kid, I have to hope he fails just for the sake of college ball.

From what I understand he would not have been eligible to play, so it's not like he chose china over college

The real reason kids don't go pro overseas is because Brandon Jennings' experience was horrible, no euro coach is going to throw minutes at an america rookie, at least Mudiay will get minutes in China

He doesn't care about playing time because he's not allowed to. It's all about the paycheck. Not putting it all on him either.

in the "are you fukkin' kidding me" dept.:

latest rumor has it that K will be placing the scrub plumlee onto team USA at the expense of Demarcus Cousins...i'm almost certain that you could combine the stats of every frikkin' plumlee in the league last year, and they'd still not match big Cuz's #'s. nepotistic, ratfaced bastard

Picking a reserve with virtually no stats over a veteran starter averaging 22+ ppg is ridiculous.... Will be hard for me to be pulling for the USA this time around.

Plumlee's NBA shot chart.... pathetic

well, considering Paul George, maybe Sacramento is fine not having Boogie out there playing this Summer in the FIBA.