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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:32 pm

I give it 5 years tops.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:38 pm

At which point, eCat will be like "Damn, I thought they just got married a few months ago?"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:17 pm

LOL

btw, when are you going diving hedge?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:38 pm

Hedge is going diving?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:04 pm

Hopefully off a high cliff.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:52 pm

Wait, DS' fiance isn't Asian. That takes my tiger penis joke to different places.

Congrats DS, nevertheless. Just remember, fiance is just one letter off form finance. Say "bye" to money that you thought was yours.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:45 pm

heh

I broke up with her late summer 2012 and we were together for a few months in early '13....She threatened to kill me, and that ended the relationship. I ended up with a dachshund out of it though. I look ridiculous with a dog that small, but I love the damn thing (as does the fiance).

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:51 pm

Brook, do you keep in touch with any of the guys who used to post on the NBA forum at WC? Specifically, I'm thinking of the guy who was really religious, lived in Seattle (I think) and was a SC fan/alum. I just read an article about the church he was part of, Mars Hill, and the guy who runs it, Mark Driscoll, and how that whole thing is going to shit and I was wondering if that guy was still part of that mess.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:05 pm

I believe that was Rural Order... or Urban Chaos?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:30 pm

That sounds like it could be right.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:19 pm

DS loves a weiner dog he could easily smother in his recliner? Dude needs rehab. Trust me.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:21 pm

You better sign a prenup. If not the blow jobs end after the honeymoon.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:46 am

never underestimate how appreciated keeping your balls and taint washed is when it comes to regular blowjobs
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:28 am

speaking of washing your balls

UCLA had a water main break at Pauley Pavilion

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:01 am

Somebody get a shop vac.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by bluetick » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:37 pm

They need an x-large Slippery When Wet sign.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:51 pm

Cletus wrote:Brook, do you keep in touch with any of the guys who used to post on the NBA forum at WC? Specifically, I'm thinking of the guy who was really religious, lived in Seattle (I think) and was a SC fan/alum. I just read an article about the church he was part of, Mars Hill, and the guy who runs it, Mark Driscoll, and how that whole thing is going to shit and I was wondering if that guy was still part of that mess.
I kinda do, tangentially. He was Urban Chaos, I think. His real name is Rich and he is best friends with Sam (Sam888), which is ironic because Sam is a raving atheist. I speak to Sam every couple of weeks, so I'll ask him about it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:53 pm

Does Sam ridiculue you for posting with "those goat pen assholes?"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:06 pm

Nah, he knows how I roll. He just judges me silently, I'm sure.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:16 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Hopefully off a high cliff.
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