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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:53 pm

Hey wait. Isn't hedge 48?
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Post by Owlman » Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:00 pm

The "man" who distributed the photo is also in trouble in particular after he refused to take it down.

BR teen booked for posting photo of topless girl

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:59 am

this is why I love Cam4

because only there will you see something like this

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somehow I think the romance is gone in their relationship
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Post by eCat » Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:03 pm

http://pornostagram.com/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by aTm » Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:56 pm

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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:15 pm

if you ever went to a titty bar as a 20 year old you probably have pictures like that somewhere.

I had a big floppy tittied gal put them over my ears like earmuffs. Ex wife found it and threw it away.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by aTm » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:41 pm

I was thinking that her non-natural anatomy and her wardrobe appear to be those of a pro and not a groupie.
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:39 am

eCat wrote:if you ever went to a titty bar as a 20 year old you probably have pictures like that somewhere.

I had a big floppy tittied gal put them over my ears like earmuffs. Ex wife found it and threw it away.
You were married before? I must have missed that somewhere along the way.
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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:49 am

Good god, man, you don't remember the pool boy? The pool boy??!! That's been one of the immortal memes of this entire exercise...
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:35 am

its been so long ago I don't ever mention it anymore - like 20 years now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:31 am

Seriously stu?
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:43 pm

I thought it was just a joke about some pool boy eyeing the current Mrs. eCat one time. After all, she did look pretty good running out of that house half-naked in the homemade college horror flick.
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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:54 pm

<channeling Mecca> You're not very bright, are you, Stu? </cM>
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Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 10:03 am

you know, instead of the usual 3 minutes, a guy tries to extend the sex a bit, plays around, switches things up

and you know what you get for thanks in return when you're ready to go back to fucking?

"I don't want to - your dick is all salty now"

Now I've had my share of ailments, and a few have become an impediment to sex - but in all my put together, I never imagined being sent to the showers over "salty dick"

sounds like a damn surfboard shop in Panama City. And after the second shower I take for sex, I don't want to smell like used pussy the rest of the day.

That's almost as bad as her saying "you can't fuck me, you got tick balls!"

This fall on Fox, the fish out of water cop drama you've been waiting for.....Salty Dick and Tick Balls...Saturday nights at 9pm
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu May 08, 2014 10:07 am

I've always had a thing for Mrs eCat. Post the tat pic again, eCat...
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Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 10:08 am

she might fuck ya if cut down on the sodium


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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu May 08, 2014 10:10 am

lol
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 08, 2014 12:13 pm

I've been told by many that my dick tastes like pepper. And I like clovers.
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Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2014 1:14 pm

I'm still trying to figure out what caused the salty dick...
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Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 1:32 pm

exertion

unusual for me in the bedroom
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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