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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jan 02, 2025 11:07 pm

aTm wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2025 10:25 pm It would help if they didnt give crappy teams a bye
Crappy teams, like SEC champion, Georgia? heh heh heh

ASU beats Texas if their defensive coordinator doesn't fuck up in the first overtime and put 7 guys on the line on that 4th and 13 play. He rushes 2, drops everyone else in pass coverage, they win the game. But he fucked up. I'll never understand why.

And Oregon was 13-0. They were the number one team in college football, they get a bye. They played their worst football of the season yesterday. Serves them right.
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:19 am

No SEC teams in the Final Four? And don't say Texas. BWHAHAHAHHAHAHASSLEWHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:22 am

So do you leave it at 12 teams or just make it 8 (which would be fine for determining a national champion)? Or go to 16 and make em all play the first round (which would be fine too)?
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:25 am

every team that had a bye lost right?
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Jan 03, 2025 11:38 am

eCat wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:25 am every team that had a bye lost right?
This year? The first year of this format? That is correct.

None of us will ever live long enough to see that happen, ever again. It never will happen again, not in any of our lifetimes. Mathematically, it is one chance in sixteen that every bye team loses, first round. But in reality, try one in a thousand. Oregon had to suck (which they did.) ASU had to fuck up (which they did.) And Georgia had to have their best player get a season ending injury before the game. Boise State had to make so many mistakes while at the same time, Boise's Heisman candidate had to play his worst game of the season. All of those things had to happen, simultaneously, for this one in sixteen event, to occur.
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 03, 2025 12:40 pm

Kiffin might want to dial the rhetoric back beating a Duke team without their star QB
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Post by Dave23 » Fri Jan 03, 2025 1:31 pm

Duke’s star QB would have made zero difference last night.
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Fri Jan 03, 2025 2:26 pm

hedge wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:19 am No SEC teams in the Final Four? And don't say Texas. BWHAHAHAHHAHAHASSLEWHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
We’re busy getting 14+ teams into the NCAA Tournament to keep the three ACC teams that’ll get there some company.
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Post by aTm » Fri Jan 03, 2025 2:29 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:25 am every team that had a bye lost right?
I think conference champions went 0-5
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 03, 2025 2:54 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 11:38 am
eCat wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:25 am every team that had a bye lost right?
This year? The first year of this format?
What in the fuck else would he have been referring to?? The fuckin tiddlywinks championship?
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Jan 03, 2025 3:16 pm

Referring to this. I made mention of the "first year of this format" in an effort to defend it. I did not think I would like it, but I do. I do NOT like the results of the games, but I like the format. Its just that you and I can't be pissed at who wins or loses. They got the right 12 teams in the playoffs. Alabama lost their bowl game so they didn't belong. If Ole Miss has a bitch for not being chosen, then BYU has a MUCH bigger bitch. The committee didn't pick on the SEC, their conference champion couldn't even win a game.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Jan 03, 2025 3:18 pm

aTm wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 2:26 pm
hedge wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:19 am No SEC teams in the Final Four? And don't say Texas. BWHAHAHAHHAHAHASSLEWHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
We’re busy getting 14+ teams into the NCAA Tournament to keep the three ACC teams that’ll get there some company.
That is right aTm, we suck at hoops this year. No doubt.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Jan 03, 2025 3:41 pm

Dirk Koetter on today's retirement from Boise State football



He just couldn't get past the concept of the transfer portal and NIL. Neither could Nick Saban. Neither can many of these coaches.

Look guys, its rough. I get it. But you make the big bucks. So, no sympathies. Go work at a sporting goods store.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 03, 2025 3:54 pm

at least they are walking away from it. The real hypocrisy would be to stick around, take the check and fail until they fired you

you know, like Mark Stoops is doing
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:04 pm

That is true.
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Fri Jan 03, 2025 8:08 pm

I’m a fan of the voice over comedy like they did with Biden over the campaign. This one is a Kirby Smart post game press conference.

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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Fri Jan 03, 2025 8:12 pm

FOH with that “BYU has a bigger gripe than Ole Miss” foolishness…
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:26 pm

Dave23 wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 8:12 pm FOH with that “BYU has a bigger gripe than Ole Miss” foolishness…
laugh all you want. BYU beat SMU. And they were one "ch" from beating ASU in Tempe. Ole Miss couldn't do that.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:53 pm

Anyone want to wager on the Stillers/Bengals game? Loser doesn’t post for a month.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Sat Jan 04, 2025 12:01 am

innocentbystander wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:26 pm
Dave23 wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 8:12 pm FOH with that “BYU has a bigger gripe than Ole Miss” foolishness…
laugh all you want. BYU beat SMU. And they were one "ch" from beating ASU in Tempe. Ole Miss couldn't do that.
Ole Miss wipes their ass with all of those teams. This has to be a bit you’re doing.
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