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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:51 pm

Hop Sing is gay!

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:52 pm

hedge wrote:"the houseman from "Bonanza""

Damn, now Hop Sing is referred to as the houseman? For shame. Actually, "houseman" is probably more dignified than the obviously sassful "Hop Sing"...
Heh. I debated it for a half second. I thought if I just said "Hop Sing" instead of "houseman from 'Bonanza'" that the reference would be lost.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:26 pm

a chink in the armor

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:30 pm

There goes your ESPN job.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:02 pm

I think this is what happened to Augie

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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:51 am

Just got done watching the first season of Archer. It has replaced Harvey Birdman as my morning workout ritual. Holy shit snacks!! Why haven't I been watching this show from the beginning???
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BigRedMan wrote:Just got done watching the first season of Archer. It has replaced Harvey Birdman as my morning workout ritual. Holy shit snacks!! Why haven't I been watching this show from the beginning???


Netflix just added the second season last week.

I actually got an erection when I realized they added it.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:28 am

Speaking of erections, in all honesty, Lana is the closest a cartoon has come to making the blood flow to Holland for me.

I didn't realize S2 was up on Netflix. I will watch that next week after I finish S2 of The League.
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Post by sardis » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:35 am

Indeed, and the redhead chick ain't bad either...

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Post by crashcourse » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:54 pm

archer and hamburger dad dude on fox sound like the same guy

not sure who he is.

ahh how far we've sunk from debating who we would do--ginger or maryanne. now its lana vs the redhead vs any other cartoon hottie

I vote lana too btw

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Post by aTm » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:59 pm

H Jon Benjamin. He's also a minor character in Venture Bros, he's the mini mart guy on Family Guy, he was a couple ancillary voices on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and was Coach McGuirk in Home Movies.
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:19 pm

ATM is money on the H Joh Benjamin. I love Bob Burger's and glad it is coming back.

The red head chick just kills me along with the HR chick. I see DS tearing that shit up non-stop. "Sploosh".
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:22 pm

I was telling my wife about sploosh.

As hot as Lana is along with Caroline, the hottest woman cartoon is Lois Griffin. She is a freak
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Post by aTm » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:23 pm

Cheryl
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:26 pm

Which is the chick from Archer who did anal with Ceril (sp?)?

If it's the redhead, then yes, she is in the running.
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Post by aTm » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:28 pm

I have a question for about Archer...what year would you say it is in the show?
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:42 pm

aTm wrote:I have a question for about Archer...what year would you say it is in the show?

I'd guess its relatively modern even though his favorite car is a 1970 Dodge Challenger, they drink scotch out of tumbler glasses on ice and his father is KGB.

One episode had them breaking into an Italian building with a laser security system and they use GPS and laptops among other references.
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Post by aTm » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:45 pm

The spy shit they use is all ancient cold war era crap. Monochrome monitors and a giant mainframe, and dot matrix printers. Plus Woodhouse is a WWI vet.

Yet, as you mention they make modern cultural references, have cell phones/voice mail, etc.

As an aside, my boss looked at me funny a couple days ago when my phone rang. My ringtone is Archer's Mulatto Butts tone.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:11 pm

AVC: There’s a lot of conflicting ideas and images in the show. The computers look kind of dated, but they use cell phones. The KGB is still a big threat, but then the characters will make reference to Dane Cook. Where or when does this show take place?

AR: Well, it’s sort of intentionally ill-defined, if it’s defined at all, which I guess it really isn’t. I really liked the design aesthetic of the mid-century modern for furniture and the early ’60s stuff for the clothes. But then, personally, I’m a huge fan of 1970s muscle cars. Cell phones is just a laziness thing because it’s so much easier to have somebody have a cell phone than have to go to a phone booth. So we’re sort of, I guess, cherry-picking the best and easiest from several decades.

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Post by sardis » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:46 pm

The surprising thing to me about this article wasn't that Tatum O'Neal is sent to rehab, but that she is only 48 years old. I know she started out young, but it seems like she's been around forever.


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