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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:03 pm

Nobody told me Mook moved back here.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:07 pm

At a cigar bar in Madison called Maduro. Had a Perdomo Cigar and a couple of Dragon's Milk beers. Good times.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:45 am

A friend told a blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."


A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said:
"Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:05 am

This reminded me of Mook...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:37 am

I'm very delayed on memorializing this random observation, but the place normally reserved for Easter European chicks as the go-to girlfriend/wife of the young NY businessman (that was so prevalent in the 90s and early aughts) has been thoroughly taken over by the Asian broad.

She has taken over the game like spread offenses have college football.
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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:12 am

I'd still go old school (if you can call the 90's old school) in that regard...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:41 am

Are you telling us that DS got dumped for a Yankee?
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Post by sardis » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:08 am

If both speak English well, I'd probably prefer the Asian. The Eastern Europeans look great in their twenties, but speedily digress into obesity and facial hair in their 40's and beyond. There is this Korean lady who runs the sundry place in our lobby and I swore whe was 25-30 then one day she was talking about her 25 yr. old daughter having a baby. I was floored.

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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:14 am

sardis wrote:If both speak English well, I'd probably prefer the Asian. The Eastern Europeans look great in their twenties, but speedily digress into obesity and facial hair in their 40's and beyond. There is this Korean lady who runs the sundry place in our lobby and I swore whe was 25-30 then one day she was talking about her 25 yr. old daughter having a baby. I was floored.

I don't think Asian women age well - although I do agree they don't get dumpy, they just wrinkle up like a raisin and get mean.

Given the choice, I'd take a latino - Brazilian maybe
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:15 am

eCat is now speaking my language. He's the Paul McCartney to my Stevie Wonder.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:19 am

booty brothers

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:48 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:09 pm

I was able to spend a couple of weeks in Brazil awhile back.

It was like an awesome version of Logan's run. You didn't see old people out and about.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:14 pm

The same with Chile. What do they do with them?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:26 pm

Carnival=Carousel
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:46 pm

I'll have whatever she dropped please.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:24 pm

I watched one time. I'll go back again and look for the hula hoop next.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:42 pm

Heh

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:21 pm

That scene is replayed every weekend at Weaver Street market, the hippie granola grocery store/hangout spot in Carrboro...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:33 pm

The guy who walks by at the 2:50 mark reminded me of Rat. Then there are the other two guys right after that who are pretending to point and look at something else in her direction...
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