Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
At a cigar bar in Madison called Maduro. Had a Perdomo Cigar and a couple of Dragon's Milk beers. Good times.
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Re: Uncle Bud
A friend told a blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said:
"Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
The blond man replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said:
"Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
This reminded me of Mook...
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I'm very delayed on memorializing this random observation, but the place normally reserved for Easter European chicks as the go-to girlfriend/wife of the young NY businessman (that was so prevalent in the 90s and early aughts) has been thoroughly taken over by the Asian broad.
She has taken over the game like spread offenses have college football.
She has taken over the game like spread offenses have college football.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I'd still go old school (if you can call the 90's old school) in that regard...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Are you telling us that DS got dumped for a Yankee?
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If both speak English well, I'd probably prefer the Asian. The Eastern Europeans look great in their twenties, but speedily digress into obesity and facial hair in their 40's and beyond. There is this Korean lady who runs the sundry place in our lobby and I swore whe was 25-30 then one day she was talking about her 25 yr. old daughter having a baby. I was floored.
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Re: Uncle Bud
sardis wrote:If both speak English well, I'd probably prefer the Asian. The Eastern Europeans look great in their twenties, but speedily digress into obesity and facial hair in their 40's and beyond. There is this Korean lady who runs the sundry place in our lobby and I swore whe was 25-30 then one day she was talking about her 25 yr. old daughter having a baby. I was floored.
I don't think Asian women age well - although I do agree they don't get dumpy, they just wrinkle up like a raisin and get mean.
Given the choice, I'd take a latino - Brazilian maybe
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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eCat is now speaking my language. He's the Paul McCartney to my Stevie Wonder.
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booty brothers
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I was able to spend a couple of weeks in Brazil awhile back.
It was like an awesome version of Logan's run. You didn't see old people out and about.
It was like an awesome version of Logan's run. You didn't see old people out and about.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Carnival=Carousel
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I'll have whatever she dropped please.
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I watched one time. I'll go back again and look for the hula hoop next.
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Heh
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That scene is replayed every weekend at Weaver Street market, the hippie granola grocery store/hangout spot in Carrboro...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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The guy who walks by at the 2:50 mark reminded me of Rat. Then there are the other two guys right after that who are pretending to point and look at something else in her direction...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.