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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:45 am

Heh. Dude has a Delroy Lindo aesthetic to him, a bit. I wish I had the patience to grow my beard that long.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:56 am

I had a beard that long last year for about 3 months and it drove me crazy. I don't see how men sleep with that much hair on their face. It burned me out on facial hair so much that I have been clean shaven since then.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:41 pm

I have one now but the ingrown hairs are bugging me.
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Post by Saint » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:05 pm

I've got about a 6-week beard now. it's getting scraggly and I don't want to buy a trimmer since I'll be shaving in another month.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:05 pm

holy cow - this has equal parts sadness and comedy factor that are both off the charts


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yea! yea!..hic!...yea!..you monkey face bitch...go climb...hic...a tree....I do wear fuckin bras
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:50 pm

Not quite up to Comedy Central Roast quality, but oddly interesting...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:24 pm

Crazy story that I read the other day on Longform originally published back in the mid 2000s made me look up a more recent story to see what's happened with the kid...

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:14 am

Sochi doesn't agree with everyone

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:32 am

That was funnier than standup
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:21 am

"ROSA KHUTOR, Russia (Feb. 16) – Faye Gulini (Salt Lake City) rode to fourth after a heartbreaking crash forced Lindsey Jacobellis (Stratton Mountain, VT) out of the big final and into seventh on Sunday at the snowboardcross event of the 2014 Sochi Olympic Winter Games. Jacobellis acquired a big lead in the semi final before the fall dashed her hopes of an Olympic medal. Czech rider Eva Samkova took gold with Gulini finishing just off the podium in the big final."

Faye Gulini??

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Sun Feb 23, 2014 7:43 pm

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/02/01/us ... cerns.html
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:03 am

art thieves try to steal Banksy wall grafiti in New Orleans.

Pretty bold about it really

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by sardis » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:18 pm

"Oh my gosh. I had no idea that there could be something that big running around the woods of Eastern North Carolina."

He, evidently, has never been to Wayne County on a Saturday night.


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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:26 pm

sardis wrote:"Oh my gosh. I had no idea that there could be something that big running around the woods of Eastern North Carolina."

He, evidently, has never been to Wayne County on a Saturday night.


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alot of people on the hunting forum I visit are saying the dude is like 6 or 7 feet back from the hog to make it look larger
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:53 pm

DS uses that strategy all the time...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dr. Nostron » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:49 pm

heh
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:49 pm

Looks like the current girlfriend. Might have to run to the private bathroom for a bit...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:36 pm

Is her name Hoggitha?
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