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aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:05 am

E, kids like rat and stu are why you can't have a nice relaxing life. Also you.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:52 pm

Well hopefully she will at least thank you in a GOOD way at the AVNs and not like the sarcastic kinda sad way the other girls do it.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:03 pm

I fessed up to the wife via text message. She isn't happy with me

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:44 pm

Whatever happened to blaming the teenage son?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:50 pm

Sounds like eCat may be running laps this evening...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:51 pm

Hopefully you didn't have the group sex videos of you and your wife and that other couple up on the screen. That would've been bad...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:56 pm

I don't know - these were bondage videos.

I feel horrible

I mean I know she didn't watch any of them but they were in thumbnail view on the folder. I'm hoping the computer came up where she had to log on to get to her user screen, but I don't think it did.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:57 pm

On the bright side, ya'll will probably have a good laugh about it one day. On the bad side, that day is probably going to be at least 10 years from now...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:59 pm

The MIF's youngest daughter gave me and the MIF a gift certificate for a couples massage for Christmas. She wrote a note to go along with it that mentioned something about coming home and having some "sexy time" after the massage. Her 19th birthday is tomorrow...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:00 pm

LOL...I've had some crazy moments like that over the years

about 5 years ago my daughter walked in on my wife taking nude photos of herself to send to me via email. She was doggy style on the bed with a camera pointed at her ass.

and when my son was like 4 years old, we were living in a temporary housing apartment getting ready to move into our house and my MIL was visiting us to help move. He ran in from our bedroom and handed her a double headed vibrator in front of my wife.

how in the hell are my kids even normal?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:01 pm

Let the boy watch!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:02 pm

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eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:08 pm

I can laugh about it now, I suspect when I get home, I won't be quite as rosy.

But at least I have the ass in the air moment to throw back in her face if she gets too preachy with me.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:28 pm

As well as the back of your hand...

Also, you could explain the videos as the website for some client your company is doing work for. You can feign disgust, but then say it's legal and business is business...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:30 pm

If she saw something you would have heard about it by now or read about it on her FB/Tumblr/Ask/Instagram/whatever page by now.

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:02 pm

More likely she'll think the only way to get approval from a man is to text him ass shots of herself. He will then will go all over facebook/instagram/etc.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:08 pm

no matter how bad my day is, there is always someone with a worse one

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n opera singer is out of work after a routine surgery left her unable to sing without farting.

Amy Herbst, who has performed at the Nashville Opera Company, filed suit against Fort Campbell's Blanchfield Army Community Hospital earlier this month, claiming that the episiotomy she received during child birth last February caused her to lose control of her flatulence and, on occasion, bowel movements.

The surgery, which cuts the tissue between the anus and vagina to help the delivery of the baby, did not heal properly, leaving the soprano with a "complete breakdown of the episiotomy and perineum and the external sphincter is disrupted and the vagina and rectum are basically connected without any perineal body." Yikes.

The "complete breakdown" has obvious ramifications for Herbst's job. From her lawsuit: "As a result of her incontinence and excessive flatulence, Herbst has been unable to work as a professional opera singer."

"She is suffering though a very embarrassing and very significant injury, and frankly, the prognosis of a fully successful repair is pretty low," Herbst's attorney, Charles Allen, told the Army Times.

Herbst and her husband are seeking $2.5 million in damages.
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Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:18 pm

Her tooter and cooter are connected? There is a joke there. I can't call it, but i know one is there.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:55 pm

"There is a joke there."

There's no joke there. Seriously. Tain't one...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:30 pm

things were cool when I got home. My daughter hung out with me and watched family guy, so i guess the computer made her log on and she didn't see anything.

I'm relieved.

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