The Goat Pen

His knees are spaghetti.

Top #3 receiver in the league. I would think as the #3 top poster here you'd understand all this.

He's not even top 10. You ain't that smart are you?

Weaksauce, brah. Saint is the new #3. You are the new #6.

God, the stupid in here is thick.

Learn the game, simp.

The Tom Brady roast last night was one of the best I've seen in awhile. Some of it was corny, which can't be helped, but much of it was brutal and hilarious...

I got Dave coming in and giving rat a furious handjob just about every time I post. Someone gonna give me some props on this, brahs?

hedge wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 8:25 am The Tom Brady roast last night was one of the best I've seen in awhile. Some of it was corny, which can't be helped, but much of it was brutal and hilarious...

It was great, and you know Giselle must be steaming over it. Not because she was the brunt of a few jokes, but because, even though it was a roast of Tom, it was really a celebration of him, and ex-wives hate seeing that.

I thought the best line was him losing money to Crypto...even Gronk knows its a scam

"Me know that not real money!"

Gronk was very animated during his turn at the podium...

hedge wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 12:51 pm Gronk was very animated during his turn at the podium...

The nostril drive had been engaged at multiple instances to combat the drunkenness....

Hey brahs. I'm a little fucked up. Perfect beer to tequila to weed ratio reached tonight. Love you guys. Even you retard rat.

Sounds like some E-ball got into the mix...

Tree is a lightweight

GO GATORS!

What self respecting bruh hasn't been arrested at least once?

This is embarrassing

The two greatest NFL commentators of all time. Al Michaels and John Madden. It'll never get this good again.