The Goat Pen

the Hizzy don't play

Nice.

I didn't even know people still did that.

Well, I think I know where BRM has been...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/ma ... ortage-50m

Can somebody please find BRM a job? This is getting sad.

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Someone get Mook back here please. Rat is just trying to hard with me. It has to be more organic you slack jawed yokel.

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Bad camera work.

I needed to see more of the woman and husband fighting on the balcony. Bush League director.

BigRedMan wrote:Someone get Mook back here please. Rat is just trying to hard with me. It has to be more organic you slack jawed yokel.

I don't have to try. It's just there. Once Mook pussied out you were next considering. Enjoy.

from our paper today:

Deputies: Woman poisoned family's cheese

By Corey Friedman | Times Online Editor


A woman told that cheese in the refrigerator was off-limits poisoned her adoptive family by dosing the cheese with bleach and ammonia, sheriff’s deputies said.

Nash County deputies on Saturday charged Tiara Danielle Drake, 24, of the 5500 block of Hubbard Drive near Battleboro, with five counts of attempted murder.

Drake poisoned the cheese on Friday after Evelyn Johnson told her she couldn’t have any and told Drake she could eat another kind of cheese instead, according to sheriff’s Sgt. Eddie Moore.

"When they got up the next day and started eating the cheese and it didn’t taste right, it just went from there,” Moore said.

Evelyn, Craig and Darion Johnson and two children who weren’t named in a sheriff’s report made breakfast using the poisoned cheese. Moore said the cheese was tainted with Ajax powder cleanser, window cleaner and detergent.

Bleach in the Ajax and ammonia in the window cleaner could combine to form hydrochloric acid, a corrosive poison that can cause severe mouth, throat and stomach damage and death in high doses.

"Apparently, they didn’t eat enough of it to be a big concern,” Moore said, explaining that the family members did not suffer permanent injuries.

Nash County paramedics and poison control officials told deputies that those who ate the cheese would be OK after drinking plenty of milk.

Moore said Drake had lived with the Johnson family for several years, though she hadn’t formally been adopted.

Deputies booked Drake into the Nash County Jail in Nashville under a $50,000 secured bond.

The home where the alleged poisoning occurred is near the unincorporated community of Battleboro outside Rocky Mount.

That's nacho cheese!!

"Moore said the cheese was tainted with Ajax powder cleanser, window cleaner and detergent."

What, they didn't have dutch cleanser?

"Nash County paramedics and poison control officials told deputies that those who ate the cheese would be OK after drinking plenty of milk."

What if she poisoned the milk, too?

For sale by all jobbers?

I was on a message board yesterday and some guy was relaying a story that he has a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere that keeps getting broken into, people living in it and cleaning it out. It finally occurred to him that a guy on a dirt bike with a walkie-talkie was the lookout and relayed the information to his cohorts if anyone was coming up.

So the guy decides to get back at them, stocks the cabin a couple of more times, the stuff gets predictably stolen , then he stocks the cabin with rat poison laced liquor and they steal it.

And he is bragging about poisoning these guys on a message board. Going back to the my tiger trap days, I asked if he is realized he just admitted to intentionally poisoning someone on a message board with over 24,000 registered users (and this was after 5 pages of posts on the topic) and he quickly changes the story that is wasn't his cabin and he heard the story second hand.

Is it illegal to poison your own liquor?

"It finally occurred to him that a guy on a dirt bike with a walkie-talkie was the lookout and relayed the information to his cohorts if anyone was coming up."

That job sucks. All your buddies are hanging out in a cabin, getting drunk and shit and you're out there freezing on a dirt bike with binoculars. Fuck that shit...

But you're not drinking poison.

They don't even share the booty with the dirt bike guy? Damn...

He's like "I did my job, where's my share?" and they're like "No, dirt bike guy, you don't get any." But you're right, he gets the last laugh...