The Goat Pen

so I'm reading this thread on the UK board about wives doing stuff that annoys people and most of them are about talking too much or spending money or whatever and then out of nowhere this guy posts this

"I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS! "


This is what I love about the internet - every once in awhile you just get someone with that complete and unguarded honesty without any concern about how they are perceived. Thats the best days on message boards.

you know what? fuck it thats my tag line now

LMAO. Admit it, you have said something in that shape or form to someone at some point in your life.

yea but I was really drunk when I told her she could try it.

All blood leaves Holland if you try to mess around on that side of my house. It's just not one of my things.

It sorta tickles

Definitely a one way street in my case...

based on my reaction I don't think she'll be trying it again

however I've decided I like having my balls squeezed - and if she ain't gonna do it, by god I will.

One time my nuts somehow got vice-gripped pretty damn hard b/w legs (or something) right when I was blowing a nut. It hurt like hell, but somehow the combination of the two extremes was exhilarating...

What did he say?

There is a video floating around the net with Tom Sizemore where he is having sex with a prostitute and she is giving him a handjob and he is demanding that she grab his ballsack hard, like when you grab a ski rope - I can't see how that is pleasurable at all but I don't think he can get off any other way from the way he is acting.

Of course he was pretty drugged out during that time.

eCat wrote:based on my reaction I don't think she'll be trying it again

however I've decided I like having my balls squeezed - and if she ain't gonna do it, by god I will.

Seriously, read as Morgan Freeman. 10X better...and it was damn-near perfect before it.

Blake Bortles' girlfriend

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Here's a picture of her:

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