Florida State Seminoles

[sardis]

quick informal survey

how many people here have fingered an unconscious bitch

raises hand

I can't say that I've have, but I will readily admit to having sex with more than one woman where both of us couldn't remember the details of the night before.

Now I did know them very well before the act, but I see that as irrelevant.

you guys might not see this as relevant, but lets say that I got hammered drunk one night and for whatever reason I decided to sell my car to a guy for the $20 bill he had in his wallet. He's sober enough to write up a bill of sale which I scribble my name on .

The next morning I wake up and he's driving around with my car and I have no fucking clue as to why - and I accuse him of at first, stealing my car, then when he says I sold him my car, I claim I made a stupid mistake of being drunk but there is no way I'd agree to sell my car for $20.

At the end of the day - does the law say I get my car back?

Gersh Zavodnik says your transmission is bad and you owe him $40K

[Jungle Rat]

quick informal survey

how many people here have fingered an unconscious bitch

raises hand

Does your Mom count?

[crashcourse]

felt like point counterpoint this morning arguing with the wife about this and the length of sentence fitting the crime the circumstances and the young at heart college environment this incident to place at

she wasn't pleased with my phrase Julie you ignorant slut

[hedge]

Why, is her name not Julie?

[crashcourse]

nope it is

I enjoyed saying it out loud but likely it will be used against me in the future

[Bklyn]

Why, is her name not Julie?

Heh. I see what you did there.

[crashcourse]

I've never done that either
god help the poor schmuck who's married who has

[eCat]

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.

Muhammad Ali



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[eCat]

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[hedge]

Damn, that swing he took at the dude outside the ring would've knocked his ass out if it had landed...

[sardis]

I've seen it a hundred times, but those barber shop scenes are still the funniest bits ever.

[eCat]

Hey....Hey...Who gonna clean up these flowers?


Eddie Murphy owned the world back then

[Jungle Rat]

That's because he played every character.

[Jungle Rat]

Makes Tyler Perry look like Weird Al.

[Bklyn]

Love Coming to America. Easily Top 10 for me.

The barbershop scenes were chocked full of Black Barbershop inside jokes, too. For instance, you never see Arsenio's character cut any hair. Every black barbershop has a barber on staff that no one goes to because he's so bad.

The whole movie is just classic.

[eCat]

I can see some of his other characters and skits come out in those bits.

Listen to the "I met Dr. Martin Luther King" bit and then listen to this at the 2:57 mark

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[eCat]

maybe he was a swimmer too

Hillary Clinton asked to be removed from a 1975 rape case in which her client was accused of sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl, the onetime Arkansas lawyer said recently, addressing for the first time fresh retrospective reproach for her defense of a man she's suggested was guilty.

"When I was a 27-year-old attorney doing legal aid work at the [University of Arkansas] where I taught in Fayetteville, Arkansas, I was appointed by the local judge to represent a criminal defendant accused of rape," she said when broached with the topic in an interview with British online network Mumsnet. "I asked to be relieved of that responsibility, but I was not. And I had a professional duty to represent my client to the best of my ability, which I did."

The Washington Free Beacon recently obtained audio from a 1980s interview with Clinton in which she concedes some admittedly disquieting information about how she was able to seize on loopholes to minimize the sentence of the suspect, 41-year-old Thomas Alfred Taylor. Though he faced 30 years to life in prison, Clinton negotiated a plea deal that sentenced him to just one year in county jail and four years of probation.

In a sworn affidavit aiming to coerce a psychiatric evaluation of the sixth-grade victim, Clinton during the case nearly 40 years ago called into question the girl's emotional stability, arguing she had exhibited "a tendency to seek out older men and engage in... fantasizing." She added, citing a child psychology expert that "children in early adolescence tend to exaggerate or romanticize sexual experiences and that adolescents with disorganized families, such as the complainant, are even more prone to such behavior."

But in the recording, Clinton indicated she believed her client was indeed guilty. Heard laughing, she said the polygraph test he managed to pass "forever destroyed my faith in polygraphs."

Clinton stood by her defense during her interview with Mumsnet: "When you're a lawyer you often don't have the choice as to who you will represent," she said. "And by the very nature of criminal law there will be those you represent you don't approve of. But, at least in our system, you have an obligation. And once I was appointed I fulfilled that obligation.

A virgin before the assault,the victim spent five days afterwards in a coma, months recovering from the beating that accompanied the rape, and over 10 years in therapy. The doctors told her she would probably never be able to have children.

[Owlman]

John Adams represented the British soldiers of the Boston Massacre and got them off. The nature of being a lawyer

[Owlman]

close call

Police: Man arrested near L.A. gay pride parade had guns, explosives

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/heavily-arm ... de-parade/

[eCat]

John Adams represented the British soldiers of the Boston Massacre and got them off. The nature of being a lawyer

did he lie and laugh about it later? The nature of being a lawyer doesn't fit well with the nature of saying you protect women's rights I guess.