The Goat Pen

nobody accused your football program of cheating except State fans until a year ago. do you really think your football program is the dirtiest in football, but your basketball, (a sport you really care about) is squeaky clean?

AugustWest wrote:ponzi smack? is that what you're reduced to?

try these. can any one on your basketball team spell "ponzi"? can your professors spell plagiarism? what is a Mohammadian? how many people currently live in africa?

1. Ponzi is a course at Moo U, not The University of North Carolina.

2. Spell plagiarism? We'd rather define it: pla·gia·rism  [pley-juh-riz-uhm, -jee-uh-riz-] the unauthorized playing of Larry Drew Sr.'s jism of a punk ass son over Kendall Marshall for half a season.

3. Mohammadian is the belief in Shabazz Muhammad as the #1 basketball recruit in the Class of 2012.

4. Approximately 1 billion people live in Africa...Think of it like this 1,000,000,000:1 odds of Moo U winning a men's basketball national championship this season.

1. Ponzi is a course at Moo U, not The University of North Carolina.

I didnt realize we had the business school in this state. oh wait.....

If you did, you wouldn't be suckered into Ponzi schemes.

Now come on, man...I know you at least laughed at my Larry Drew jism crack and the Muhammadian Theory.

ok. the larry drew one was pretty good.

thank god. for a minute there I thought I was out of beer.

Football bullshit aside, what are your expectations for this basketball season, Augie? Are you looking forward to this season more than in years past?

no idea about basketball. I dont see how we can be as bad as under Lowe but you never know. I'm very cautiously optimistic that we'll be an ncaa team.

The dastardly, cheating Aggies picked up another commitment this weekend from Kendrick Nunn, a class of 2013 top 25-50 national guard from Chicago. He also attends the same high school as 2013 top 5 national prospect Jabari Parker, who we got in on through our evil, unfair, layers-within-layers recruiting methods before anybody else could by recruiting and having his father, Sonny Parker play for us back in the 70's just to have a chance at his son now.

that's some good long range planning.

The instant Yao Ming has a son, I want to put him on the staff. Between Yao and his his 6-3 wife, that son may end up 8 feet tall (maybe stiff, but still 8 feet is 8 feet)

back in the early '80's China had an eight footer on their national team. they played Wake in an exhibition. the local paper made a big deal of Wake practicing against trainers with brooms to simulate the guys height. by the end of the game every player on Wake's team including walk-ons had dunked on the poor guy. he was just so unathletic that Wake's players made him look stupid. iirc, China cut the tour short. obviously Yao is a different animal.

Sounds like a Chinese Chuck Nevitt.

The basketball player or the worldcrossing poster?

Chuck never got laughed at by Wake.

aTm wrote:The basketball player or the worldcrossing poster?

You mean they aren't the same? Fucking internet.

I'm tellin' ya, its a sure goddamn thing! You'll make back 2 times what you put up in 2, 3 years TOPS!






So, hey man, my old AAU coach says he has some sort of investment opportunity. Shit, when I start gettin' that NBA money, YOU KNOW I'm lettin' it role on this man! Its a sure thing!

AugustWest wrote:nobody accused your football program of cheating except State fans until a year ago. do you really think your football program is the dirtiest in football, but your basketball, (a sport you really care about) is squeaky clean?

jesus, even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then

it's easy when the acorn is the size of a redwood.

Redwood pinecones are actually very small.

This has been your unneeded fact of the day.

You're welcome.