Ostensibly Hoops

[AugustWest]

nobody accused your football program of cheating except State fans until a year ago. do you really think your football program is the dirtiest in football, but your basketball, (a sport you really care about) is squeaky clean?

[The Anti k*]

ponzi smack? is that what you're reduced to?

try these. can any one on your basketball team spell "ponzi"? can your professors spell plagiarism? what is a Mohammadian? how many people currently live in africa?

1. Ponzi is a course at Moo U, not The University of North Carolina.

2. Spell plagiarism? We'd rather define it: pla·gia·rism  [pley-juh-riz-uhm, -jee-uh-riz-] the unauthorized playing of Larry Drew Sr.'s jism of a punk ass son over Kendall Marshall for half a season.

3. Mohammadian is the belief in Shabazz Muhammad as the #1 basketball recruit in the Class of 2012.

4. Approximately 1 billion people live in Africa...Think of it like this 1,000,000,000:1 odds of Moo U winning a men's basketball national championship this season.

[AugustWest]

1. Ponzi is a course at Moo U, not The University of North Carolina.

I didnt realize we had the business school in this state. oh wait.....

[The Anti k*]

If you did, you wouldn't be suckered into Ponzi schemes.

Now come on, man...I know you at least laughed at my Larry Drew jism crack and the Muhammadian Theory.

[AugustWest]

ok. the larry drew one was pretty good.

[AugustWest]

thank god. for a minute there I thought I was out of beer.

[The Anti k*]

Football bullshit aside, what are your expectations for this basketball season, Augie? Are you looking forward to this season more than in years past?

[AugustWest]

no idea about basketball. I dont see how we can be as bad as under Lowe but you never know. I'm very cautiously optimistic that we'll be an ncaa team.

[aTm]

The dastardly, cheating Aggies picked up another commitment this weekend from Kendrick Nunn, a class of 2013 top 25-50 national guard from Chicago. He also attends the same high school as 2013 top 5 national prospect Jabari Parker, who we got in on through our evil, unfair, layers-within-layers recruiting methods before anybody else could by recruiting and having his father, Sonny Parker play for us back in the 70's just to have a chance at his son now.

[AugustWest]

that's some good long range planning.

[Owlman]

The instant Yao Ming has a son, I want to put him on the staff. Between Yao and his his 6-3 wife, that son may end up 8 feet tall (maybe stiff, but still 8 feet is 8 feet)

[AugustWest]

back in the early '80's China had an eight footer on their national team. they played Wake in an exhibition. the local paper made a big deal of Wake practicing against trainers with brooms to simulate the guys height. by the end of the game every player on Wake's team including walk-ons had dunked on the poor guy. he was just so unathletic that Wake's players made him look stupid. iirc, China cut the tour short. obviously Yao is a different animal.

[Ron Mexico]

Sounds like a Chinese Chuck Nevitt.

[aTm]

The basketball player or the worldcrossing poster?

[AugustWest]

Chuck never got laughed at by Wake.

[Jungle Rat]

The basketball player or the worldcrossing poster?

You mean they aren't the same? Fucking internet.

[TheBigMook]

I'm tellin' ya, its a sure goddamn thing! You'll make back 2 times what you put up in 2, 3 years TOPS!






So, hey man, my old AAU coach says he has some sort of investment opportunity. Shit, when I start gettin' that NBA money, YOU KNOW I'm lettin' it role on this man! Its a sure thing!

[Saint]

nobody accused your football program of cheating except State fans until a year ago. do you really think your football program is the dirtiest in football, but your basketball, (a sport you really care about) is squeaky clean?

jesus, even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then

[AugustWest]

it's easy when the acorn is the size of a redwood.

[TheBigMook]

Redwood pinecones are actually very small.

This has been your unneeded fact of the day.

You're welcome.