The Goat Pen

Smells like poop over there.

Trevor Lawrence should be a boss at his next gig. The Jags did enough to keep him viable. Unlike poor Justin Fields who will probably never recover from the Bears mgmt.

Hate to say this but other than Jalen Hurts who will not amount to much once he's not on a Superbowl ready team, the black QBs sure do still seem to be on the short end of the stick. And no Patrick is not black.

I'd like to flip a baseball bat around and pop your noggin with the short end of the stick...

I'd like to see that myself.

One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, black sheep.

That Mel Tucker drama is getting interesting. Woman was sending text messages talking how much he loved her , she thought he'd fund a documentary for her and when he didn't cough up money she was going to punish him financially

Hope she is prosecuted for this shit. She didn't hang up = it was consensual phone sex

Your favorite kind

Can’t get it up that way anymore.

Check this out, bitches. We do a college pick em pool at the office every year, just 6 or 7 guys, it's a confidence game, they give you 10 games every week and you pick every game and rank them in order of your confidence, so if the pick the winner of the game that you put in the #10 spot, you get 10 points, etc, etc. So theoretically, somebody could pick 7 winners, but if they were in the games he ranked 1 thru 7, he'd only get 26 points, while somebody else could only pick 3 winners that week, but if he had them ranked as 8, 9, and 10, he'd get more points. Anyway, I'm in the 99.9 percentile so far this year. Nationwide, bitches...

its better to be lucky than good

Nothing matters now. UNC just lost to fuckin Virginia...

Rickert in 3....2....1.....

Right on cue...

Figured. He's a pussy.

I'm reading that Michigan is in trouble for scouting a game ahead of time

what is the difference between scouting a game live and watching film before the game? I know there is some stealing signals nonsense but seriously, who doesn't try to do that?

I'm just lost on why this is a serious issue

Because fans need something to talk about and the media serves it up on a platter. Pretty much same playbook that Fox uses with politics. Very successfully, too...