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hedge wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:45 am Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn...

I don't get it.

Pretty much sums up your entire existence...

Here's a good pickup line. Ask a girl if she's from Ireland, whether she says yes or no, say "Oh I thought you were, b/c when I look at you my penis is doublin'". Get it? "Dublin"? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Ahem...

If somebody ever says "I'm not as dumb as I look," you should immediately reply "How could you be?"

And if you're ever tempted to say "I'm not as dumb as I look," just say "I'm not as dumb as you look" instead...

I wish the footage was a little longer to when #52 finally realized he was a dufus

I would absolutely bring in Tom Brady to finish out this season for the Jets. Not sure why that seems like such an absurd idea.

Dangerous situation given his age, absence from the game, and the Jets O line. Cousins seems more likely.

Tree, are you familiar with the band Imagine Dragons?

You know the general gist of my musical prefs, brah. And unfortunately I yours.

Village People?

Tree wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:01 pm You know the general gist of my musical prefs, brah. And unfortunately I yours.

I didn't ask if you liked them, just if you knew of them..

I'm sure they're some sort of new age retard outfit that sings about unicorns and fairies. Is there a point?

9,000,000 people watched Colorado play Colorado State until 2AM Eastern. That was the largest viewing audience for a Colorado State football game in all of their history, one of the biggest audiences for a Colorado game, and it is all due to Prime Time and what he has done for the Buffaloes. I expect, 12,000,000+ people watching their game vs Oregon. Scratch that, 15,000,000.

UK's are way better than Carolina's...

I hope he's not flying economy...

Alright Deion... this is it.

After TCU, the "experts" said TCU was a fraction of the team they were a year before and it proved nothing.
After Nebraska, the "experts" said that the Huskers sucked after what happened vs Minnesota.
After Colorado State, the "experts" said that you shouldn't have had to go to Overtime to beat a team that had 50 points scored on them in another game.

Win this one, the "experts" will have no more excuses.