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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:47 pm

The NWS said it was 102 with a heat index of 112 here on Friday. I played eighteen holes in it. Our foursome had the course to ourselves for the most part.
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Post by Saint » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:15 am

I don't like olives, at least not enough for them to be the main ingredient. When I went to Central Grocery, I just got a T-shirt.

gator, this place was in Richmond, Va. (Kuba Kuba) and all the food was bland. Strange because it was run by a Cuban family. I've had one of those roast pork sammiches somewhere else (can't remember where but the experience in Richmond made me recall it) and it was dry. I like my roast pork soaked in vinegar so I considered it an affront to proper eating.

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Post by Saint » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:17 am

It was hot as shit at the pool today. You had to keep putting your head underwater just to cool it off and the shallow end felt like bath water. but about 10 min. after we left the pool, a fucking strong-ass thunderstorm rolled thru and knocked down a bunch of limbs and fucked up some folks' houses in town. now it's a balmy 71º

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Saint wrote:It was hot as shit at the pool today. You had to keep putting your head underwater just to cool it off and the shallow end felt like bath water. but about 10 min. after we left the pool, a fucking strong-ass thunderstorm rolled thru and knocked down a bunch of limbs and fucked up some folks' houses in town. now it's a balmy 71º
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:06 am

east coast got smacked good

weird watching tiger woods in a pga toruney with no spectators saturday

walked 18 holes yesterday morning smoked a cigar--shot my best round of the year

its not the heat its the humidity

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:37 am

I went to the pool with the girlfriend and her Korean friends yesterday (insert comments and jokes here), and it started thundering around 2:30. It never rained though, but it looked like Hell was fixing to break loose.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:03 am

Kinda reminded me of a MASH episode.

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Post by hedge » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:37 am

We played golf on Saturday (CCC, baby) and there weren't more than 4 other groups on the course...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:42 pm

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... rgery?lite

1. People are tripping on zombie attacks in Florida, but these are the real threats to civilized society

2. Chimps would whup the ass of gators, bears and big cats combined (well, the bear would have all it could handle).
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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:58 pm

dsux, does your gal like soju?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:19 pm

For Doc & BRM & I guess DS because there are some chubbys in there.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:15 pm

chimps don't seem as bad as baboons with their fangs and purple asses

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:40 pm

I think Baboons are far less agressive, though.

Between the above story, Travis in Connecticut and Moe in California I think I've seen more than my share of chimps removing appendages from its human victims. They are the gangsters of the simian world...and not the deliberate, calculating gangster type like Vito Corleone, but the irrational, volatile gangster like Vincent Mancini from Godfather 3.
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Post by Saint » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:45 pm

strange because gorillas have that reputation yet are probably the gentlest of the great apes for the most part.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:46 pm

and baboons tend to attack more in packs whereas chimps will go solo or just in a small group of 2-3.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:59 pm

So we really should be afraid of Midgets after all?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:03 pm

Midgets that are 8 to 10X stronger than men.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:04 pm

I guess I better stop shooting my Midget neighbor with my pellet gun then.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:11 pm

There's a scene in Cormac McCarthy's book Child of God where a guy fights a chimp in an attempt to win the $50 purse. It starts off OK for him (the chimp is indifferent to his punches, leading him to a false sense of accomplishment), but then the chimp strikes and things end badly. He does not win the $50...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:53 am

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