The Goat Pen

I just dump a whole bunch of sugar on raisin bran.

I don't know what is driving AA's hard-on against sweet tea, but he better fucking stop it. I had some yesterday and immediately thought twice about it...before I ultimately drank it. I am no sheep.

Sweet tea is the worst. Might as well drink a glass of antifreeze.

Trust me. It's not the same.

It's all about proportion. When I drink tea, which is rarely, I like it slightly sweetened. But the stuff you get around here at BBQ restaurants (or, in fairness, like my saint of a grandmother, god rest her soul, used to make) that you can practically stand a spoon upright in, that's not for me. That's more like molasses or syrup than liquid. It makes Co-Cola seem like a health food drink...

Bon Jovi drank sweet tea before he died.

AlabamAlum wrote:Bon Jovi drank sweet tea before he died.

Well he was already half-way there, livin on prayer........

LOL @ the string.

life was better when I only ate crap food

I love sweet tea...it's a Southern staple, but then again, I have been known to cream my wings as well, so maybe it's just me...

ecats public service announcement for today

drinking too much pepto mismal will turn your poop black

and if you don't know this ahead of time, when you poop you will have a heart attack thinking your insides are rotting or something

now you know

had the shits for 2 days in California, couldn't shake it no matter what and had a 4 hour flight from John Wayne to Atlanta yesterday, then a 1.5 hour flight to Dayton

wasn't about to spray the bathroom on the plane so I loaded up on Pepto before the flight - like half a bottle. Holy Snikees was I shocked this morning.

But I could trust a fart this morning so it must have worked

You also may have a bleeding ulcer. If it's black, you probably don't have colon cancer so that's good.

What if it's runny and drops of blood?

The AIDS

More lube at the bus station

eCat wrote:life was better when I only ate crap food

Between healthy eaters like you, the Hindu, and the Lebanese dude in our office, I've given up trying to enter the office restroom. I go down to another floor.

Cletus wrote:You also may have a bleeding ulcer. If it's black, you probably don't have colon cancer so that's good.

colonoscopy 2 weeks ago

I can believe the bleeding ulcer part though. Serious cramping in my stomach for 2 weeks now

sardis wrote:

eCat wrote:life was better when I only ate crap food

Between healthy eaters like you, the Hindu, and the Lebanese dude in our office, I've given up trying to enter the office restroom. I go down to another floor.

its bad buts its 1/3 as often now

"But I could trust a fart this morning so it must have worked"

LMAO...