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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:06 am
by eCat
I'm ready to stop taking them but my doc threw a fit when I told her I did.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:13 am
by crashcourse
I threw my Lipitor away

cholesterol has stayed between 180-230

triglyceridees was always my issue

controlling weight is much more important in my opinion

http://drnevillewilson.com/2011/04/15/s ... mortality/

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:52 am
by hedge
Supposedly there's a new cholesterol medication coming out soon with none of the ill effects of statins...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:45 am
by Dora
I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:07 am
by hedge
So Viagra affects vision. Never thought of that, but I guess after 40 years of marriage, it can only help...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:10 am
by hedge
Or you could just go old school and get drunk as hell...

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:17 am
by eCat
impaired vision has been helping people get laid well before Viagra

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:51 pm
by Jungle Rat
Thats booze

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:06 pm
by Cletus
Dora wrote:I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!
Optic neuritis. You have MS.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:16 am
by Saint
Probably just a blast of cum slathered across her eyeball.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:29 am
by sardis
at least she googled first.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:13 pm
by Dora
Being completely blind would really interfere with my life. Since it's not Viagra, you think I ought to give up sex altogether?

As for the Viagra connection, I was thinking about the old tales of masturbation leading to blindness. Except I don't do that either.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:14 pm
by Dora
Cletus wrote:
Dora wrote:I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!
Optic neuritis. You have MS.
Actually it's Non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION)

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:29 pm
by aTm
Why did you lie, Cletus?

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:57 pm
by eCat
a friend of mine has gone blind over the past year or so. I am going to see him at Xmas. I guess he can't say the same for me.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 3:27 pm
by crashcourse
I see what you did there

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:36 pm
by Saint
eCat wrote:a friend of mine has gone blind over the past year or so. I am going to see him at Xmas. I guess he can't say the same for me.
Are you taking your wife? He'll get to grope her up and pretend like he's trying to figure out who it is.

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:08 am
by eCat
I'm sure he'll try

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:26 am
by BigRedMan
Dora wrote:
Cletus wrote:
Dora wrote:I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!
Optic neuritis. You have MS.
Actually it's Non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION)
OH NO YOU DIDN"T!!!

Re: Florida State Seminoles

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:43 am
by sardis
Drones....Christmas for every creepy neighbor out there.

http://theadvocate.com/news/13641316-17 ... hoots-down