The Goat Pen

My father would have beaten the hell out of him.

My son was competing in kyokushin and jujitsu tourneys at that age. It would have been a much different video with my son. That said, after my son kicked the golfer's ass, I would kick my son's ass because he knows better than to ride a bike on a golf course.

that kid didn't really fight back, he was just trying to get that guy off of him. I didn't hear the audio but without sound, I noticed the kid didn't fight back all.

and if the guy did throw punches with it being video taped, he'd be in trouble.

Depends on what my kid did. If the gentlemen golfer told him he needs to get off the course and my son said, "fuck you ass hole", then I can't be mad at the guy, to be honest.

If I were the guy, I wouldn't have touched the kid. You can get into too much trouble fighting with a minor no matter who instigated.

My son would have kicked his ass, if it had gotten that far. More than likely, he would have put a wrist lock on him, controlled him on the ground until his anger abated and then left.

(then again, since he really can't ride a bicycle, he wouldn't have been there in the first place. Now I rode my bike in many places like this).

I know my son can't fight so I'm teaching him the basics of hillbilly fighting.

gouge a man eyes and I promise , whatever he is doing, he is going to stop. While he is rubbing his eyes and screaming at you, punch him in the throat as hard as you can.

and then run your ass off.

It's not easy to gouge the eyes of a vary opponent.

You don't gouge. You plunge whatever digit you can into the eye. It's a push as hard as you can as opposed to a gouge. But as sardis says, then you run.

I guess I'm not on up the nuances of eye gouging. Where I'm from it means you stick your thumbs as deep into the eyes of the person/animal that is attacking you

Again. It's hard to do if the person you're fighting has any training.

AlabamAlum wrote:Again. It's hard to do if the person you're fighting has any training.

training?

rule #1 is don't fight with someone who knows how to do it.

you shoot them

but I think its safe to say that the kid could have gouged the eyes of that plaid pants wearing golfer.

more laps. now

lol@eCat

The literal adding of insult to injury.

"The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as best I could; but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge"...

HA!!

Martina Hingis and her mom 'beat up' estranged husband

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/tennis/news/ ... d-husband/

"Not content with seemingly cheating on him twice, the former women's tennis world number one has apparently beat up her estranged husband with the help of her mum, according to several Swiss newspapers."

Excellent article that I think everyone should read...particularly if you have children. Give it a few paragraphs, if it doesn't get you then give up...but I loved it:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/28/magaz ... all&src=pm

That's a good read...

Damn, that's the guy who wrote "Moneyball"...