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Post by sardis » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:22 am

You may not have to ask. I am sure Nick will be emailing your wife his exploits.

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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:26 am

sardis wrote:You may not have to ask. I am sure Nick will be emailing your wife his exploits.
actually after that text she sent my wife, I suspect she'll be asked to watch soon.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:39 am

I would think she would record it herself.
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:59 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I would think she would record it herself.

I'll volunteer
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Owlman » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:51 pm

Get your wife to ask. She'll provide.
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:10 pm

I will but I have to be coy about it

First, I have to deal with the lost engagement ring fiasco and secondly I have to nuance my way into making her think its her idea to watch her friend have sex
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:22 pm

What if Nick has a huge schlong? So big your wife goes, "Wow!!" and sensuously licks her lips before coming to her senses with an audible, "ahem..." and a perceptible head shake like she was hypnotized by its gargantuan length and girth?
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:30 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:What if Nick has a huge schlong? So big your wife goes, "Wow!!" and sensuously licks her lips before coming to her senses with an audible, "ahem..." and a perceptible head shake like she was hypnotized by its gargantuan length and girth?

eh...his dick can tie a cherry stem into a knot for all I care, as long as it stays on the computer screen.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:37 pm

I think eCat's wife is more interested in her friend than she is in Nick. I think there is a clear emotional attachment between the two and she would much rather Nick not be involved. I think eCat is 80% there with his ultimate goal. I am happy and jealous for him at the same time.

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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:42 pm

we'll see - alot can happen between now and Xmas.

I've never been this close before but I've been working this for 10 years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:08 pm

Now I understand why e was afraid to introduce me to his wife a few years back.

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Jungle Rat wrote:Now I understand why e was afraid to introduce me to his wife a few years back.
I'd be afraid to introduce you to my dog
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AugustWest » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:01 pm

Best Highway to Hell cover ever. Watch full screen on mute.

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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:28 pm

I think I"m in love
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:32 am

Monkey Rabies!!!

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:33 am

And your dog is not my type anyway.

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Post by Owlman » Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:57 am

I am happy and jealous for him at the same time.
Yep, that's the correct sentiment.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:30 am

I'm reserving my assessment until he makes it happen. You'll love it.
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Post by eCat » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:58 am

well, like I said, a lot can happen between now and Xmas.

Last night about 11:00, the friend called to tell my wife about her first swinging experience - which is not unexpected, clearly that's what they wanted to happen with us in New Orleans, but my wife had already talked to me about how the idea of sexing up her friend after she'd started the dick of the month club was unappealing to her so she is in a holding pattern right now. I was hoping they'd put off swinging until after Xmas. Of course in New Orleans we were completely caught by surprise so even if we would consider it , it wasn't anything we'd ever seriously discussed before.

I was already asleep when she went to bed last night so she told me this morning about the phone call, and she didn't sound grossed out by it, but she also said that was something she could never do (I can't see myself ever wanting to either - I'd have to get in shape, trim my ear hair, eat celery - too much pressure). So I'm in a delicate situation.

I have to say I have mixed emotions about it - mostly from an STD standpoint - whether its HPV or something worse, that was always in the back of my mind to begin with and now those concerns are amplified with this whole swinging thing going on. Of course if I bring up my concerns my wife will immediately agree which will kill any chance of something happening at Xmas, but if I don't say anything, boom - Michael Douglas mouth cancer.

It appears the New Orleans experience opened the flood gates for her friend. This situation highlights the basic difference between us. A 40ish something single no kids couple with locked in jobs versus a 40ish married couple with kids, one is a school teacher and the other is a boy scout leader. There is no backlash or fallout for them so they don't have to be discrete. Since they aren't married if it doesn't work out, they move on and have little baggage to deal with but in the mean time its fuck fest 2013.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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