The Goat Pen

Seems factual to me. Nick woke up and realized that, for the 6th year in a row, he had made more promises than he could keep, so he had to pull commitments. Naturally the kid with an injury is at the top of the list. Nothing personal, son, but this is business.

Not that I expect sympathy from dear Old Nick. This is a guy, after all, who stepped over a convulsing player having a seizure without a word, as a way of telling him to "man up".

Yeah, you're pretty much a moron.

But, hey, make up some more fiction. Whatever helps get you through the night.

Yeah, you're pretty much a moron.

DSL,YAAM.

Has a nice ring to it.

"Man I did not DECOMMIT from Alabama!! For everyone who wanted to know. I hate when people twist my words up. Coach [Saban?] was upfront from the beginning. Told me nothing was guaranteed.

The step over a convulsing player thing never happened.


It's easier to hate and assume the worst than to check your facts. The libel and slander spewed in:re Saban is shocking.

Good for the kid. I hope he gets picked up by a school who has room. If he wasn't OK with waiting until 2013 I can't blame him. But it's not like Saban let him enroll at get ready for class such as Lester.

BTW AA, ESPN now reporting Nussmeier as OC...not sure how that's gonna work. His name is too hard to pronounce.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... un-offense

Nussmeier? Isn't that this guy?

Leave DSL alone. He's a suckeye fan. He doesn't know any better.

This is pretty funny, and totally in character:

idiocy doesn't prevent you from buying a ticket to the game, or, just loitering in the streets.

He's gonna get charged. LSU fan has already got a lawyer.

I don't see this as a sex crime though.

Throw him in jail.

Actually, leave him in the NOLA streets and let things work themselves out.

He can share a cell with Updyke.

Another Updyke mention in a post by prof?


Jiminy...

Did somebody declare a moratorium on mentioning Updayke?

As long as there is a Bama fan left to hear it, I will never stop mentioning Updyke.

...it's the least we can do to honor the memory of those poor dead trees.

There is no moratorium. However, I will continue to poke anyone who runs this into the ground. It loses any semblance of humor after a few months. It's like mentioning the Felonious Four who did the armed robbery at Auburn. Mentioning that all the time for months and months is moronic.

on that subject, does anyone still have a picture of the Moronica?

AA,

"Have you forgotten?"