Dr. Strangelove wrote:Conservative counties in the bumfuck parts of the state want to secede, form new state. Typical conservative reaction to being out-voted: take your ball and go home
You know, I had a group of friends that I hung out with for a few years after college graduation. On the weekends after a hard week of work, we'd go out together and get dinner. And they would always take a "vote" as to where to go and I was always "out-voted." But I went anyway.
Then one weekend, we were getting ready to go out and get dinner and while taking a vote, I knew I would be outvoted but I said... fuck it... give it a shot.
(me) "Guys this isn't working for me."
(everyone else) "Huh?"
(me) "We get dinner every weekend, and its is never where I want to go."
(everyone else) "You are outvoted, that is the way it goes."
(me) "No its not the way it goes. I propose we take turns."
(everyone else) "Huh? What is that?"
(me) "This week, we go where I want to go. Next week, we go where you want to go. The week after we go where he wants to go. The week after that we go where he wants to go."
(everyone else) "No that is not going to work. We don't like going where you want to go."
(me) "What makes you think that I like going where you guys want to go?"
(everyone else) "You never said anything?"
(me) "I am now. So what are we going to do about that?"
(silence)
(everyone else) "Its too bad man, we take votes and that is the way it is. Pure Democracy. And you are outvoted."
(me) "Nope. You are all being unreasonable. I always go where everyone else wants to go, never what I want to do. So now I'm leaving. I'll find new friends who are mature enough to take turns."
(everyone esle) "There's the door. Don't let it hit you on the way out."
...(a week goes by)....
(one of the everyone else gives me a call) "Are you coming over tonight? This is no fun."
(me) "I don't know. Where is everyone going to dinner?"
(everyone else) "You know the rules."
(me) "Well, you have your answer."
(another week goes by, someone else of the everyone else gives me a call) "Dude, just come over."
(me) "Is anything changing?"
(someone else of the everyone else) "Dude, this sucks. You not being here, it sucks."
(me) "Why I'm nothing special."
(someone else of the everyone else) "Yes you are. You have the car. You always volunteer to drive. And when you drive you don't drink. So the last two weeks have totally sucked for us because none of us want to drive because we are too cheap to spend our own gas and none of us want to be the designated driver because we are too selfish to not drink and let everyone else drink."
(me) "Sounds like you have a serious problem."
(someone else of the everyone else) "No we don't. You fix the problem. So come on over so we can go out and get dinner."
(me) "Are we going where I want to go?"
(someone else of the everyone else) "Do we have to?"
(me) "Yup."
(someone else of the everyone else) "Well... you are killing us you know. You are NOT being a good friend to blackmail us like that."
(me) "Guess the answer is still no. Okay I have to go, I have other plans."
(a couple days later, someone else of the everyone else) "Okay we'll do it your way, we'll take turns from now on. Can we count on you for this weekend?"
(me) "That depends, is this weekend my turn or someone else's turn?"
(someone else of the everyone else hangs up the phone)
(that weekend, everyone else calls) "Just get the fuck over here!"
(me) "No, you guys come here."
(everyone else) "WHAT!?!?!"
(me) "You heard me. I have new friends now and they are all coming over here tonight and then we are going where I want to go."
(everyone else) "FUCK YOU!!!!!" (hangs up the phone)
Dr Strangelove, this is basically politics in these United States. Sometimes (quite often) the majority is wrong. It was wrong in early November of 2008. And it was DEATHLY WRONG in early November 2012. It was so wrong, I want to take the right to vote away from women and anyone under the age of 26. These two groups have proven to me that they are not fuctionally capable of making intelligent decisions that directly affect the life and liberty of the rest of us. Since that is not happening, and people want to leave, then (well) maybe we should just let them go?