The Goat Pen

So is Pine Pussies.

Stick with the state tree motif and avoid obscure references. I'm not here to criticize. I'm here to make you better.

AlabamAlum wrote:So is Pine Pussies.

Stick with the state tree motif and avoid obscure references. I'm not here to criticize. I'm here to make you better.

I could've put "Alabama's #1 Program" but figured it would be offensive to all the Troy and UAB fans here.

I could've put "Alabama's #1 Program

Not only is that wrong, it lacks alliteration, as well.

AlabamAlum wrote:

I could've put "Alabama's #1 Program

Not only is that wrong, it lacks alliteration, as well.

Thats some shameful shit right there

Points:

1) Sooner or later, Auburn's mediocrity on defense was going to catch up to them.

2) I can't imagine how many games Texas lost last year just because they couldn't face the truth in that Garrett Gilbert had no business starting. Granted, having Malcolm Brown really helps and the new OC is very adaptable, but still...

3) Seriously, what the fuck's happened to Nebraska's defense? I mean, yeah, they won but they look like crap on Pellini's favorite side of the ball. I'd give them the benefit of the doubt by pointing out that Washington looks like they can score on a lot of defenses but that's no excuse to give up 38 points at home.

4) I wouldn't have minded if Will Muschamp had punched that fucking official in the head at halftime. Okay, fine, you're going to ride Roberson's ass all day but don't do that and then let the Tennessee receiver get away with a blatant offensive interference penalty. Also, that same scum bag official ignored a couple of holding penalties on some running plays to his side.

5) It's a small thing, but I'm really surprised that Wisconsin was able to hold N. Illinois to just 7 points.

Oh, and Tony Banks was sitting in studio on the Big Ten Network wearing the most shameful shit I've ever seen: Huggy Bear meets Pee-Wee Herman.

and Mighty Casey has struck out in Lexington

Heh. You know things are going to be bad when the Bengals have already announced that next Sundays home opener is already blacked out locally.

And the first move of major coference realignment is...Pitt and Syracuse to the ACC!???

Texas is also looking at the ACC over the PAC 10 or Big 10

The Texas Longhorns also are pretty committed to ending the rivalry with the Aggies

UK fans: Ole Miss looks about ready to make a move on Leach. Get your shit together, Wildcats. We do NOT need Leach in the SEC-West.

in order to fire Joke we have to fire Barnhart.

Supposedly the same crew that told Barnhart he was no longer in charge of hiring basketball coaches is getting ready to tell him the same for football.

But I don't see it happening this year.

Why the fuck would a school keep an athletic director who cant run the basketball or football programs?

aTm wrote:Why the fuck would a school keep an athletic director who cant run the basketball or football programs?

exactly.

the basketball side of it has already happened. Barnhart has been removed from day to day basketball operations.

But Barnhart isn't a happy camper anyways - even though the outgoing president gave him an endorsement and a raise, Barnhart has tried to land the Kansas AD job. I suspect by the end of October he'll lower his standards quite a bit. His coach in waiting, moving an untested assistant who played in one of the worst era's of UK football under Bill Curry so far has been a complete waste. While Joker is a good guy and representative of the University, he has already lost the fan base with his uninspired play calling , player development, and in a case of him expediting his departure - telling the UK faithful that this team was going to be good


I also heard that tickets were $70 for the UK/UL game. If that is true, that is absurd for the product we have on the field

UK is gonna fuck around and let Leach get the Ole Miss job. When that happens, i'm never forgiving you summbitches.

I know we are and it pisses me off

We have an AD that won't write a check to bring in a winner.

Leach would kill to coach in the SEC and whoever asks first is going to get him.

The Ole Miss AD is already doing the groundwork: called yesterday's loss to Vandy "unacceptable".

I actually hope Georgia hires him.

Georgia's staid admin would not hire him. Bank on that.