The Goat Pen

"The older I get the less it becomes a "must do" for me anyways."

Pretty soon you're going to be in a nursing home fantasizing about fucking some lady in her colostomy hole. Side door man!

You know why Ecat is telling us about this right???

HE IS FUCKING TELLING EVERYONE.

Acting like it ain't no goddamn big deal his wife is making out with another woman. FUCK YOU ECAT!!! TAKE A LAP YOU POT BELLY STALLION!!!

Banging two chicks is not overrated. Keep it on your Fucket List.

Awesome story. Nick will be gone by Christmas.

But not before he accidentally crosses swords with eCat during a swinger pile up.

Send this one to your wives: from 1937 in Life magazine

'How a wife should undress'

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/16/living/ga ... =obnetwork

Owlman wrote:Send this one to your wives: from 1937 in Life magazine

'How a wife should undress'

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/16/living/ga ... =obnetwork

speaking of that, I watched Hysteria the other day. Now that was when it was fun to be a doctor.

NSFW part doesn't start until 1:24

Lady Gaga video
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Ok, how do you post a non-youtube video?

(never seen hysteria)

RIP Karen Black

Trilogy of Terror: Chuckie before Chuckie
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It probably smells a bit stale, but otherwise...

so I'm out on the deck this morning playing with the dogs waiting for my kids to go to school and I hear all kinds of crashing and shit coming from upstairs

I ask my wife what's up and she yells to me that she is freaking out and has lost her engagement ring I bought for her back when I gave a damn about such things many years ago. So its going to be misery in the house until she finds it. I've already got 4 text message from her asking me if I am looking for it. I'm at work, STFU. Unless the dog ate it, it will still be wherever it is when we get home.

On a different note, her bisexual friend texted her this morning and told her she had sex in front of 400 people on the internet last night.

You just know someone captured the stream (internet term, not sexual) and its going to be on a website soon. I WILL find it.

And you know what to do with it as soon as you find it...

if I do find I will post it.

When. Not if. Do or do not. There is no try.

I have to be sly and figure out what her Skype name is.

Hell, she may not care and want us to watch them for all I know.

Well hell, if she didn't mind the other 400 people watching, I can't imagine she'd mind a few more...

From what you've said about her, you could tell her you already told some internet buddies about her exploits and she's a minor star amongst the group and we're dying to see the video. Probably would excite her...

If she proudly bumps uglies in front of 400 strangers, she's dying to send the link to you and your wife. Make her happy: come out and ask for it directly.

its not a link, its just a spur of the moment kind of thing for them. "hey, lets go on Skype and have sex". I'm not certain she realizes that people can capture it and put it on a porn site like hamsterx